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Voodoo Beso "The Rose" Flower Power | vibration, air pulse & suction
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Fantasy for Her Ultimate Pleasure | tongue stimulation, vibration, and suction
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Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System® | fits any size mattress
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Magic Wand® Rechargeable HV-270 | cordless version of the original Magic Wand
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Explore Your Wild Side
Feel comfortable and excited while exploring over 1,000+ new and naughty sex toys! You might just laugh out loud while shopping!
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We Keep it Light & Fun
Read over 20,000+ customer product reviews and 5,000+ public comedian replies (roasts, teases, and just fun light-hearted comedy)
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Interact With Comedians
All our Simpli comedians are active practicing stand up comics ready to interact with you in every products reviews section. Read at your own risk!
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Shop Vibrators
With our collection of stimulating vibrators, you're always guaranteed a good vibe.
Vibrators
The OG of sex toys, vibrators were invented in 1869 to cure depression. We’ve all come a long way (and continue to do so). Thanks, vibrators!
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Shop Dildos
Here's the long and short of it: we've got dildos in every...
Dildos
Coming at you in all shapes, designs, and sizes, dildos stand ready for any penetrative pleasure you’re in the mood for.
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Shop Butt Stuff
We've got everything butt...the kitchen sink in our anal toy collection.
Butt Stuff
Whether you’re brand new to backdoor play or an anal expert, explore our butt stuff collection and enter into new pleasures.
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Bondage Gear
Shift your pleasure into full gear with toys from our bondage collection.
BDSM
Explore your play, and discover new sensations with our collection of blindfolds, whips, and more.
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Shop Strap Ons
Find your perfect fit and strap into pleasure with one of our sensational...
Strap Ons
Strap in and strap on with our harness and dildo collection. Some of the harness-friendly dongs even double as vibrators for a little extra buzz.
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Sex Lubes & Essentials
We're starting a petition to Save The Saliva. Our solution? Use lube instead....
Lubes & Essentials
What’s on your shopping-for-sex-fun list? Lubes? Check. Condoms, games, and massages? We’ve got you.
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Get Roasted by a Simpli Comedian!
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Step 1 - Buy any Product
Buy any product from simplipleasures.com. Once your order arrives, enjoy it and we'll send a follow up reminder about a week later requesting a review of your experience!
It's all in good fun! There are over 5,000 replies from our Simpli comedians and roastmasters - all practicing standup comedians in the US. -
Step 2 - Leave a Review
About two weeks after you purchased any product from simplipleasures.com you'll get a 'review request' email where you can anonymously (or under a clever pen name!) leave a product review, telling other shoppers about your experience with the product.
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Step 3 - Get Roasted!
If you leave a review there's a 1 in 4 chance you'll get teased, roasted, or have your experience made light of in the product reviews section! This is usually within a few hours or days after you leave a review and you'll be able to see your review and our comedians reply on the product page and we'll also notify you via email! If you're feeling really brave, we dare you to share your encounter on social media!
The Simpli Blog
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How To Dirty Talk: A Beginner’s Guide
Bridget ReedIf there’s something hotter than your partner leaning over and whispering the dirtiest, naughtiest, most perverse things in your ear, we’re unaware. Nothing gets us more aroused than a little...
How To Dirty Talk: A Beginner’s Guide
Bridget ReedIf there’s something hotter than your partner leaning over and whispering the dirtiest, naughtiest, most perverse things in your ear, we’re unaware. Nothing gets us more aroused than a little...
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How To Choose & Use a Dildo: Your Complete Guide
Bridget ReedAh, the dildo. This humble sex toy can summon hours of fun — or minutes if you're a quick sploosher. Regardless of how much time you spend plowing your holes,...
How To Choose & Use a Dildo: Your Complete Guide
Bridget ReedAh, the dildo. This humble sex toy can summon hours of fun — or minutes if you're a quick sploosher. Regardless of how much time you spend plowing your holes,...
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Anal Beads: What Are They & How To Use Them
Bridget ReedLet’s discuss how to use anal beads to discover new levels of pleasure in your sex life, no matter what your sexuality or how you identify.
Anal Beads: What Are They & How To Use Them
Bridget ReedLet’s discuss how to use anal beads to discover new levels of pleasure in your sex life, no matter what your sexuality or how you identify.
