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My GAWD I had no idea what this would do since I've tried other oral simulators before, which all ended up in the trash. This device IS PURE GOLD! If you want to orgasm so hard you eyes roll back into your head, an eternal scream erupts from your mouth, and your legs reach to the sky, this is for you my friend.
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We've never been so turned on in the review section. - The Simpli Care Team | care@simplipleasures.com
Strap on your seatbelt Ladies!!!
Please make sure you are somewhere that has soft landing & keep a towel under you!!! This mystery god creature is no joke! I didn’t even get to all pulses. All I released so hard all I could do was lay in my pleasure and sleep. I woke up with the damn thang in my hand and mouth wide open. Best sex and sleep I ever had!!!
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Oh yes, the iconic: #pleasurepuddle - The Simpli Care Team | care@simplipleasures.com
Oh My!!
It's a darn good thing I live alone. Because this toy made me scream. I am normally pretty "expressive," but this was intense even for me. Scared the cat. Took a full 8 minutes to catch my breath. Once I figured out how to use it...well, let's just say it's worth every penny.
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8 minutes to catch your breath? We’ll tell the story in 8 words: Your pussy was pleasured. Your pet pussy panicked. - The Simpli Care Team | care@simplipleasures.com
Fantasy Overload
This item is AMAZING! The licks, sucks, and vibration are mind blowing! I am in the business of pleasure and I have never seen anything like this!
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From one pleasure connoisseur to another, thank you! We usually hop on here to, ya know, give ourselves a pat on the backside every now and again, but you – you have achieved an impressive level of flattery, Congratulations. - The Simpli Care Team | care@simplipleasures.com
Yes Ma'am!!
Let's just say, I couldn't speak or catch my breath. I was skeptical because of the price tag, but oooooweeee, one of the best ways I have EVER spent my hard-earned money! Yes Ma'am!!
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We're going to borrow some lyrics from The Weeknd: "'Cause you're perfect || You're always worth it || And you deserve it - The Simpli Care Team | care@simplipleasures.com
MUST HAVE TOY!!!!
Of course this thing has won multiple awards, it's fantastic and versatile. This dang near makes everything else obsolete, (I did say dang near) it has so many functions and settings that every time I use it it's like a completely new experience. Don't cheat yourself ladies, treat yourself and get yourself this because you deserve it
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The ONLY thing a boyfriend can do that this toy can't is be the big spoon. The ONLY thing. Well, 'dang near.'
Wow!
I took the plunge and splurged on this item and so far I am not disappointed. I am still trying out all the features but have enjoyed some of the best orgasms in awhile. The tongue feature is my favorite so far and I haven't tried all of the settings yet. I wish it was quieter, but with moving parts you can only ask for so much.
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We're glad you splurged on this item in more ways than one. - The Simpli Care Team | care@simplipleasures.com"
Amazing.
Amazing product to the point I may loose my mind.
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Don't lose your mind, let us blow it. - The Simpli Care Team | care@simplipleasures.com
Yes, yes!
This little thing is awesome! It would take awhile for other vibes, but this thing was like instant. Let’s just say in 15 minutes, 10 times and very squirty.
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Another #pleasurepuddle for the books. - The Simpli Care Team | care@simplipleasures.com
Incredible
It's so life like in feeling it's the most intense pleasure I've ever experienced.
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Don't worry, we won't tell your exes. - The Simpli Care Team | care@simplipleasures.com