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lol... really.. yall want a review? ok then!
alrighty... well.. where to begin.... without making this review sound like i'm writing a cheap porn.... it works. u might have some issues if you have sensitive skin but so far it seems to get the job done right. lol. just... just use it and you will like it. idk what else to say. my husband is oilfield... he's gone alot... this keeps him loyal and keeps his balls empty. how the heck am i suppose to right a review on this? omg. lol. yall have a good night and if ya buy this your husband/boyfriend will have a good night ALONE with no temptations from the skanky girls hanging out at the gas stations trying to steal your man.
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Long lasting, just enough friction, just enough glide
I decided to switch from silicon to something oil based. I bought a product by Cake and love it but I’m not paying $30 for 2oz. This stuff is very similar and even lasts longer. Never have to reapply. Cleans up easily in the shower, or just let it soak in.
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We love a lube that can double as skincare. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Smooth and silky!
I find this very smooth and very silky :D Just what I wanted
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When so much of sex is rough and tumble, it's nice to feel silky smooth. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Gets the job done
Product works well,, it heats up the more you stroke. Purchased it after I ran out of the first tube.
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So good you had already run out before leaving a review. Amazing. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Great creme
Smooth and sexy highten feeling
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Wow! Super slick!
Wow! All I can say is I used it once, and I'm buying 2 more right now.
Definitely my favorite
Comes out like toothpaste, but once it heats up it turns to super slick butter.
Fantastic and results noted
This cream is great and not oily. Wife loves to apply it on me when she does a hand job. Best cream I have used and it brings results
Better than I expected
I’ve tried a few different lubes but never found anything I really liked until now. This lube starts off a little thick but as you use it, it becomes more slippery and starts to feel really amazing. Unlike other lubes, it doesn’t get thick/dry or need to get reapplied. It works better over time. The closest thing to the real thing
great
works great
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