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Purchased for science
For science, I tell you!
everything that way missing in my life
the one thing that always bugged me about strap ons is all the hardware involved. i’ve dreamt of something that could feel so natural and meld with my body seemlessly. i’ve actually become quite attached to this beautiful lil toy it’s like the long lost d¡ck i was born without. its an absolute godsend (and trust me, my lady feels the same way)
Well made, great feeling, easy to clean
Completely discreet packaging if that’s important for you, solid construction with very smooth feel. It has a very nice weight to it that seems to add to the sensations. The vibe is an added bonus, not super powerful but it is a tad bit louder than some others I’ve used (much quieter if you leave the bullet inside the toy. Very easy to clean! All in all I absolutely LOVE the feeling , size, weight and thickness of this toy, we grab it almost every time now!
Great for what i needed
The vibrating bit that came with paper over the battery so remove that. Just something to keep in mind if you're wanting a toy that vibrates. I love it
Perfect size for us.
This thing is amazing, the shape and size are ideal, its sleek, the material is silky (oddly comforting), flexible yet soft, and the bullet vibe is small but suprising powerful. I wish I would have had the guts to order it sooner.
Batteries are not included
Fits nicely I have strong muscles so doesn't fall out in my man likes it alot only thing I have to say in the reason why I didn't get five stars is it says that it's supposed to have batteries included it does not or at least I didn't get my batteries other than that I like it
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Get in touch with our customer care and we'll get you a batteries right away. Just reference your order #! Thanks! Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Almost useless by itself
Like others said, you'll need a strap-on.
great strap on, bad vibrator
the vibrator had issues after the first week, otherwise best purchase i ever made
Simpli Pleasures
Hi Dana, Get in touch with our customer care and we'll get you a new one sent right away. Just reference your order #! Thanks! Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
LIMPY DIMPY
This toy is to limp for me to use in him while its in me.
Simpli Pleasures
Hey Marsha! I'm sorry to hear that the item you recently ordered from us is not exactly what you had in mind. At Simpli, we have done our best to provide you with accurate pictures, detailed product descriptions, and honest customer reviews. Please don't hesitate to get in touch with us. You can reach us at 1-800-918-6308 or you can email us at care@simplipleasure.com. I look forward to hearing from you. Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Not as flexible as I had hoped
Wasn’t as flexible as I had hoped, my wife hated it ... hopefully she’ll give it another try, nice idea but the flexibility isn’t the best
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com