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Very nice
We get it- we also wish everything came with a free Lube Bucket. Sadly, we gotta 'keep the lights on' over here at Simpli HQ. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Great product
You're right- it's so good it does speak for itself. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Sent this to a friend as a joke. He says it never arrived. I think he's just embarrassed to say he uses it.
Yeah, sure. A 'friend.' ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
You only get to pop ta cherry once
We don't advertise this as a one time use item, so you can go ahead and pop that cherry till the cows come home. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Crazy brother...
Micro D's deserve Macro Os. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Nice little tool
That's what we'd call handy. ♥- Simpli Comedians
thank you
You're soooo wel-cum. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
It will break after you use it for a week. Even if you try to take care of it, the material will degrade. If you're rocking a 6-inch, then maybe this is for you. If you're bigger, like 8 inches and up, this thing is definitely too small and it will break after a week.
If you're pounding this so hard it breaks after a week? ..... we'd like your number. For, uh, market research. ♥- Simpli Comedians
A little tuff to clean but otherwise awesome
Cleaning is never the sexy part, but it's worth it for those fresh n' clean Os. ♥- Simpli Comedians
When using this, it usually dries up quickly and I would have to re-apply lube each time so that I don't feel the discomfort of rubbing dry with dry.
It's like we always say here at Simpli, there's no such thing as too much lube. ♥- Simpli Comedians
I don't want to go on a long winded rant about this thing. I got it because I wanted something small and discreet that was easy to keep clean. It would be a perfectly fine toy had the opening where you insert, er... your personage been larger. I say this without, shall we say, having received a sizable endowment for the arts. As it as, I have to use a lot of lube to make this workable, and it's still not that comfortable. Just do yourself a favor and pick something else.
This product did not show up. A much cheaper looking version did
Had a tear on the inside and rendered it completely useless. Would veer to the side and if I continued would have ripped through the side
Really Aweful
Difficult to hold
This is a horrible item. Opening is way too small & tight. Inner texture is too bland & unstimulating. Sleeve is flimsy. Would NEVER buy again, or recommend. Get an Onahole, not this.
I like the product. This is NOT the first one I have bought and I wanted to repeat the order. But what I got was their anal version. Quite dissatisfied with the pack and ship part of this order.
That’s some sick bs is all I have to say.
Only buy this if you're a Chinese pedophile.
Unless you have a super small micro dong, do not buy this one. Seriously, this thing is WAY too tight for the average member. It split down the middle while I was using it. Spend a little extra and get some of the full sized one.
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