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Non trustworthy
This product did not show up. A much cheaper looking version did
Great product, should send a tub of lube with it ;)
Very nice
Simpli Pleasures
We get it- we also wish everything came with a free Lube Bucket. Sadly, we gotta 'keep the lights on' over here at Simpli HQ. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Sometimes size matters
I don't want to go on a long winded rant about this thing. I got it because I wanted something small and discreet that was easy to keep clean. It would be a perfectly fine toy had the opening where you insert, er... your personage been larger. I say this without, shall we say, having received a sizable endowment for the arts. As it as, I have to use a lot of lube to make this workable, and it's still not that comfortable. Just do yourself a favor and pick something else.
No good
Had a tear on the inside and rendered it completely useless. Would veer to the side and if I continued would have ripped through the side
Soft
Great product
Simpli Pleasures
You're right- it's so good it does speak for itself. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
bad
Really Aweful
Gag gift gone wrong, or horribly right
Sent this to a friend as a joke. He says it never arrived. I think he's just embarrassed to say he uses it.
Simpli Pleasures
Yeah, sure. A 'friend.' ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
One time use misleading
You only get to pop ta cherry once
Simpli Pleasures
We don't advertise this as a one time use item, so you can go ahead and pop that cherry till the cows come home. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Not worth buying even
Difficult to hold
0% fun
This is a horrible item. Opening is way too small & tight. Inner texture is too bland & unstimulating. Sleeve is flimsy. Would NEVER buy again, or recommend. Get an Onahole, not this.