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Wow it's awesome
ultra harness
a great substitute when your God given appendage doesn't want to co-operate cleans up easily and stores away i say this is a great product, for me i won't be arrogant enough to pretend it's for everyone., but if you're looking for a little adventure this is a good product to try!
It showed up quick
It was as expected. Should be fun to use when I have a chance. Easy to put it on. Thanks.
Good quality
Does the job, easy to clean.
Doc Johnson
My wife loves it! Allows us to make love all night long. After my stamina has been expended I can use this to please my wife for hours!
will look for a better harness.
Very fast delivery. He was scared of the size of it but not bad for husband once I put ot in there. The whole reason why it is not getting five stars is because the harness is bad doesn't stay together right.
Good quality and fun to use!
I purchased this for me and my girlfriend to use to add a little extra fun in the bedroom. It seems to be made out of good quality material. I do have to say that it's pretty "big"! At first, I was a little freaked out about something so large going inside me from behind while my girlfriend had it strapped to her. However, with a little lube, it slides in very nice!
Just as described
The harness is fully adjustable and comfortable. The vac loc system makes changing dongs easy. Only reason I did not give 5 stars was because of rubber odor even after several washings and soakings.
Leider die falsche Wahl
Habe das Produkt gleich wieder entsorgt. Ab in die Tonne. Leider kann man die Sachen nicht zurücksenden. Der Dildo stinkt dermassen, es ist nicht auszuhalten. Das (oder der) Harness (Vac U Lock) ist nicht geeignet den Dildo zu halten - der ist dafür zu schwer. Aber wie gesagt riecht dermassen stark habe ihn direkt vernichtet.