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Great!!!!!
this cage thingie is the best, always had a fear of condoms coming off during sex, with this my mind is on other things, it secures the condom and keeps him right where he suppose to be.
Three Stars
Good idea but to small
ultimate cock cage
Knocked my socks off. Knocked my husbands socks off, too. Pure knock your socks off pleasure. Can't wait to knock the old socks off again.
Not what I expected
I was looking forward to receiving this because I thought it looked pretty interesting as advertised. I received the package and, of course, had to test it out. I put it on which was fairly easy but it doesn't allow for a lot of give and I was cramped. I am no John Homes by any stretch of the imagination but the Cock Cage pulled my package into myself. It didn't allow for me to "stretch out". But I gave it the benefit of the doubt and tried it on the wife. Well, she definitely felt it, but not in the "Wow, that feels great" way, but the "Get that thing out it is uncomfortable!" way. So it has sat in the drawer until she feels adventurous enough to try it out again. I think this is a well made product that definitely allows the recipient to feel the nobs or spikes on the cage as advertised but maybe just not for everyone.
Will not stay on properly
I was hoping for some good experimenting. The strap will not reach my balls. The biggest problem is that the toy will get pushed back on the penis when I enter the vagina. It never enters her. It looks like it should stay on but the gaps are big enough that the penis glides right through. I did use lube.
Ultimate!
I've never seen him more excited! He's like a kid in a candy store. He has had more sex in the last 3 months than we've had in the last year!
Noob toy
I bet you're thinking right now: That's not for me. I'll bet you're right. It's actually more of a noob toy, if you know what I mean.
loooove it
This is the first time I've tried a sex toy. I always had a fear that the condom would come off during sex. But I had this on hand. I'm more focused on the sensations with this on my penis, rather than thinking about the condom coming off.
Performs as expected
It performs as expected if not slightly better. What more can one ask of a product than that?
Sooo awesome!
This product keeps your condoms from slipping off your partner, especially if you're just rolling them on with your mouth. It's a great way to improve your oral skills, too.