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Best Rabbit Vibrator ever
I purchased this jack rabbit after my $10 one broke. I specifically wanted one that had an anal piece as well, as I am a woman who has very little sensitivity in the vaginal area and so I can't orgasm from sex with a partner (unless maybe, and that's rare, from anal sex). Alas I had to find some alternative means. As I was searching for a "rabbit" I was surprised at how little options there were for a 3 part vibrator, but after finding two that might work I decided on this one because of larger size (it could be larger, I have a roomy vaginal inside) and the fact there was a vibrator in the anal piece itself which I needed. It arrived in a timely manner and my god what a difference that end piece makes, I came in less than 45 seconds! Definitely worth the purchase. It is a powerful toy so I really suggest getting ultimate lithium batteries (what I use) or ones that recharge so you won't be changing them all the time. It is the only toy I use others just pale in comparison and I have owned over a year. The only complaint I might have is the ears, or the clit part goes a little too high after full insertion but it doesn't really bother me
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Sounds like that end piece really ties the room together, so to speak.
30 second screamer
I;m 57 she is 54 we have owned it for 3 weeks. I found this for wife based on the feel of the material which she loved from another toy that broke. At first, both of us were concerned with the size. Bigger then me and much bigger then other little vibrators. With some lube she managed and she had a powerful orgasm within 5 minutes. 2nd time she was more comfortable and released in about 3 minutes. On Saturday the she chose the position and released n about 30 seconds. So if you feel pressed on time, this is likely good for you. She just left for an overnight business trip and I asked her if she has her cactus ( our name for it) , and she giggled and said "maybe" I looked, it is missing.
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Wow what a holesome review!
Second one I've purchased, LOVE IT! Although the plastic smell takes a year or two to go away
This is the second one I've bought. First was from a different retailer. I think I purchased that one 12 years ago. I still have it. The motor is not 100% reliable anymore, so I bought a second one! Obviously it works fabulous and lasts years. See photo's for size. I left my hand in for comparison. The product does have a VERY strong plastic smell to it that you cannot get rid of. I washed mine all the time; over and over at times. I used scented soap too. Nothing ever helped. I don't recall if I ever used anything like vinegar, baking soda or something. With it being plastic, I didn't want to jeopardize it. The smell finally went away maybe 2 or more years later. The plastic smell did freak me out in the beginning for a LONG time. I'm still alive and doesn't pretty much every human get cancer these days :( It is a harder plastic, but not solid hard. Not to mean it is not a soft rubbery like product. Meaning you cannot bend it in half or something. I like mine hard though, but some people have complained about that on here (I don't get it)????? The bunny ears are more firmer to get the job done. They don't fold like most other bunny ear products around. Making them floppy bunny ears; who likes floppy???? Which again, I would think you'd want the firmness to get the job done??? You can bend the ears, but they do stand proud even when in use.
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From the sound of it, these bunny ears can keep going and going and going and going... What is in those carrots that rabbit's been eating?
The Best Vibe I Own!!
When I first saw this I was a little hesitant about the anal stimulator, but then I thought that my B/F would have a ton of fun using this on me, so I was willing to give it a try and I am more than glad that I did! It has a strong but soft vibe that gives a very intense sensation. The bunny will have you to the edge and the anal stimulator will put you over it! I was really surprised at how much the anal stimulator intensifies your orgasm. It's very slim and very soft so you don't feel uncomfortable with it. It gives just enough sensations to enhance your orgasm. I can honestly say, that this vibe is an instant orgasm!
powerful!,
it's so strong it got me off in less than 5 minutes! sometimes it's hard to maneuverer, the 3 to be exactly where u want them, but when u do it's worth the initial struggle!
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Any orgasm worth having is worth fighting for!
Huge hit.
So my girl was anti anal. I never experienced it either so I thought it would a good idea to start off with extreme subtlety. Imagine my surprise at the incredible response I got from her. Literally sent her body… The way she moaned and climaxed was such a turn on. She literally said “ I can’t believe it was in my a*s”. This was awesome!!
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"I can't believe it was in my ass" is the sex toy equivalent of "I can't believe it's not butter."
total tingle
This hits the spots, the shaft feels good and the rotating is very nice. the ears get to the place I like on my clit and make me get there fast. the small anal on it also nice, adds that tickle in the back side. My husband loves to use this on me and watch me squirm when I cumm.
Great selection
Felt the selection was great and the device we bought the a orgasim making machine.
Total ecstasy triple stimulator rabbit vibrator
Excellent, lives up to its name and have already recommended it to some friends.
Guaranteed great results every time and then some
Lovely strong vibes, even at the lowest setting. I'm a bit of a power junkie, so often don't bother with the lowest settings on other vibes, but this is great. Possibly not the best choice for vibe beginners, but perfect for those that enjoy more intensity of sensation. Slider controls make it very easy to adjust and not at all fiddly, as buttons can be sometimes. I love the contrast between the rotation of the shaft and the vibration of the ears for explosive sensations. It's also good that you can control the strength of each with a separate slider. The fact that the anal probe also vibrates makes a huge difference to the mind-blowing-ness of my orgasms compared with other triple stim vibes that don't have this. Would be greatly improved by being fully waterproof and having the option of vibration patterns as well as varying intensity. Then it would get 10/10.