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Literally Useless
First product like this that I've bought and found totally unusable. The way its ribbed made it feel like a cheese grater more than something sexually stimulating. Maybe the material is too stiff or it doesn't have enough stretch to it,but I even turned it inside out and the entirely smooth exterior felt better only because it didnt HURT. Genuinely the first time I've gotten a completely unusable item like this (through my life I've easily had at least 2 dozen.)
It would work better
But i think my Schlong is a little to big so it started tearing after a few weeks lol
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Break up with your hand!
So, how do I write a review without being too graphic? Here we go! When you open up the package, it smells like coconut oil or something, and it stays like that, even after washing it with soap and water after each use. Is it better than your hand? Absolutely, hands down! (No pun intended) Just be sure to use lube and you're good to go. The ribbed interior feels quite amazing and makes me reach the finale a little too quick, but again, it's amazing. Clean up can be a pain as it will leak therefore, you need to have a couple paper towels ready, otherwise, just pull out, which I may try, but it feels so good though! Just wash with soap and water, pat dry, store it away in your secret drawer, and you're good until next time. Also, when you use it, it will make a little squishy sound so, use with caution if you're not alone, or don't want to get caught using it. Enjoy, fellas!
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Need to purchase another brand
Item was already open when received and could not be used.
Five Stars
I wish there were more of these w/ some more intricate sensations.
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Poor quality
Product melted and was not as expected. Poor quality
Five Stars
nice
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Nice
Best thing to get. Had it, used it, gave it to a friend because he lonely .
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Simple and Easy to use.
This toy is simple and made of quality materials, it could stand to be a bit thicker and perhaps the outer surface could be more resistant to lubricant. Other than that it's a simple toy, and the price matches said simplicity.
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Worth the $
My friend had no complaints after trying this on him. I don’t think I should submit a photo of it in use!
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Thank you for following that instinct. You've painted a lovely enough picture with your words, 'friend.' ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians