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10/10 reccomend!
When he can't finish you the tentacle got you sis
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if in doubt, get the tentacle out!
Fabulous
Very pleasurable, she really liked it.
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in the words of Sebastian from the Little Mermaid: "under the sea, everything's better down where it's wetter"
get it.
Absolutely loved using this. The size is perfect. It's easy to clean and very fun to use. The texture is out of this world.
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nothing like a couple of suction cups to blow your mind!
Oh YES
I got this as my first glass toy, and had some fun with it in the normal way. But I also like some anal play, and while this is not for a beginner, it was amazing for me. Some time and patience, and I got it all the way inside, the bumps and ridges feeling amazing. I barely touched my clit after getting it in and had one of those screaming, body-shaking orgasms. Love love love it.
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The tentacle fills any hole - not just octopussies!
If you want to try something unique..
This is it! You can't tell from the pictures, but there's a groove on the shaft that fits nicely over the sweet spots. Really nicely. For me, the bumps are a little rough for internal stimulation, but pretty nice for all things external.
GREAT! STRAIGHT! ORGASMS!
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Octopussy ACTIVATED
A new favorite!
Bought as a gift for my partner, who loves it. It's aesthetically beautiful and fun - tentacles! くコ:彡 Quality of the glass is nice; no flaws and nothing fragile about the design. Noted as especially nice were: temperature changes as glass adjusts to body heat; different surface areas have different textures, overall good curvature. For those worried about size (it's fairly small compared to some toys in the collection), I think we agree with other reviewers who said the size is not a shortcoming.
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from glass blowing to mind blowing - the journey of The Tentacle glad you loved it!
Best purchase I’ve ever made - worth the price
I don’t think that ultimately this a good eh toy for beginners, but it’s a good start if you’re wanting to gradually get something bigger or just want to try something different. This toy moved me in ways I didn’t think I move, took me to places I’ve never been, and treated me well. It’s a lot heavier than expected and the girth while it doesn’t look like much is defiantly Overall, 10/10, clean it well because messes dry fast, and if you want to do something fun try running it under warm water first
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enjoyed this love letter to the tentacle <3 agree with the warm water tip - why not double the wetness? ;)
Great Product! Great Price!! Great Service!!!
Great Product! Great Price!! Great Service!!!
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So good you typed it twice? That's one powerful tentacle!
It has an amazing aura.
I’ve never owned a glass dildo before so this looked good, it’s very heavy, and it just has an aura that’s so freaking nice. Weird to say, but aesthetically it’s neat, physically it feels so good to the hand alone. I can’t wait to use it.
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agree, this lil guy has some of the best vibes around