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Purchased for science
For science, I tell you!
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Please present your findings! We've found this lil guy is great for experimenting ;) especially when the chemistry is just right
The part that goes inside
The part that goes inside the giver falls out once you get going, even if you're super tight and have great kegel muscles. I thought I'd be able to keep it in without issue but even I had trouble with it falling out...that said, if you have an understanding partner, and don't mind starting over and/or making adjustments, then it's no biggie. We still had a lot of fun and continue to use it for other purposes. We went ahead and bought a more secure strap on though.
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An understanding partner is the hottest thing ever. Glad you could navigate the slipping out, while slipping in! ;)
Fun
Yes it works perfectly fine Waiting on that birthday to play
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Why wait? Get into your birthday suit ASAP and give it a try ;)
everything that way missing in my life
the one thing that always bugged me about strap ons is all the hardware involved. i’ve dreamt of something that could feel so natural and meld with my body seemlessly. i’ve actually become quite attached to this beautiful lil toy it’s like the long lost d¡ck i was born without. its an absolute godsend (and trust me, my lady feels the same way)
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new film coming to cinemas this Summer: Long Lost Dick: When 2 Become 1
Well made, great feeling, easy to clean
Completely discreet packaging if that’s important for you, solid construction with very smooth feel. It has a very nice weight to it that seems to add to the sensations. The vibe is an added bonus, not super powerful but it is a tad bit louder than some others I’ve used (much quieter if you leave the bullet inside the toy. Very easy to clean! All in all I absolutely LOVE the feeling , size, weight and thickness of this toy, we grab it almost every time now!
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Glad we ticked all your boxes! And we agree, the vibe really adds to the... vibe
LIMPY DIMPY
This toy is to limp for me to use in him while its in me.
Haven’t tried it yet
Haven’t tried it yet
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Hey, we get it. Anticipation is a huge part of foreplay. (But once you try it, please let us know how it goes!)
Nooooooo
Very dissatisfied. Don’t waste your money on this. Sale or no sale. Very difficult to hold in place let alone trying to perform with it while it’s falling into the floor. NOT WORTH THE STRUGGLE.
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We really appreciate that you've shared your feedback with us. We try our best to make sure our product assortment has been curated for everyone and everybody, sometimes things just aren’t a perfect fit. However - it's unacceptable for us to have disappointed customers. If you give us a chance, we intend to make this right and hope you respond to the email we've sent. Warmly, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Fun
Yes it works perfectly fine Waiting on that birthday to play
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Same review twice? Someone's VERY excited for their birthday... (as you should be, it'll be WILD)
Almost useless by itself
Like others said, you'll need a strap-on.
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Fun fact: when the moment is right and the passion is high, this toy defies gravity. No straps needed! But if you're unhappy with the unstrappy, check out our WIDE range of strap ons ;)