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Nothing like a good old fashioned guy
When all else fails and all the fancy options are not working or your frame of mind is not cooperating go to old faithful and it will work. But I must say I have a lot of options and sometimes I love the different and sometimes I love old reliable! Get a few to choose your mood!
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If you want a toy for every temperament, Simpli is your one stop shop to fill up your... cart. ;)
Ultra 8.5 rotating dildo
My wife absolutely love it! It now stays in the bathroom and she calls it her shower buddy! Gets her off every time!
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Getting clean has never sounded so dirty.
Good
This item is very good quality and realistic, as advertised. The only thing I do not like is that it always rotates. There’s no option for vibration only without rotation. It’s also quite girthy, which is good, but also may require a little more warm-up time for solo play :)
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Realistic? If you know someone whose penis rotates, give us their number! We're glad you loved it, keep the feedback cumming ;)
VA VA Voom!
This toy is great. The material feels smooth to the touch. When turned on the whole thing vibrates and rotates. The realistic views and head texture makes for wonderful rubbing. Great to just insert and let the toy do its job or have a little helping hand to add more "thrust" to the experience. In a pinch, it can adequately stimulate the clitorus. I do use it like this when my small bullet dies in the middle of the fun before I am finished. Hard to say how long it takes to charge fully. Leaving it over night or all day seems to do the trick. The charging port is a little weird, you have to push the plug in rather hard for it to be properly placed. If not, you can still charge it but you would have to place it just right and hope nothing bumps into it. It does collect hair and fuzz easily. I clean my toy and then let it air dry rather than wipe it with a towel because it will pick up the towel fuzzies. It does air dry quickly. I rub the toy with my clean hand to spread the water out to dry faster. I then immediately place it in the satin bag for storage. All in all, it is the best toy I have ever purchased and would buy it again. I paid full price for this toy and would again in a heart beat.
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Just like this review, our toy will provide you with a complex and thrilling beginning, middle, and End. ;)
Does the job!
I found the size to be perfectly satisfying, the girth is great!
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Now that's what we call a job well cum.
Love it
This item is awesome! Way better than I expected
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Awful Purchase
It will not hold a charge for more than 10 minutes... It was a complete waste of time and money.
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Hi, Thank you for your review. We're sorry this product isn't working for you. Please contact us at care@simplipleasure.com and reference your order number so we can make things right for you. Kind regards, Jovelle | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
AMAZING
Got this for my girlfriend and she loves it. So many choices on speeds and also how the head moves as it vibrates.
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Honored to have helped you both reach Her-vana.
Perfect
Works like a charm. Very pleasurable.
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It's our business doing pleasure with you. Cum back any time. ;)
Get2fitness@gmail.com
My wife enjoys the feel, movement and vibe of this toy. Her only complaint is that it's not as thick as she likes it. There is also one product flaw if you will, which Is with the charging port/plug. It uses a USB to mono style plug which is very flimsy. Would be better if it was a USB to micro data port charging style like some cell phones use. Other than that it has been quite enjoyable. For the adventurous couples out there, I would recommend adding it to the toy-box. 4 stars only due to the charging cable flaw.
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We're so glad you both loved it. Charger-wise, we specialize in a different kind of plug, but thank you for the feedback nonetheless. Keep it cumming ;)