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This guy got me to climax pretty fast and he looks good on a shelf 10/10. I was skeptical of air pulsers but this is my first one and it did wonders for me.
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This guy is aesthetically pleasing and pleasing in other ways... ;)
Yes!
When I tell you this thing has me making noises and hitting pitches I did not know I could... Sweet mother of baby jesus 10000000/10! Had this strapping little penguin on 6 and it felt amazing now 11 is so good it literally brings tears to my eyes! Start slow and work your way up cuz GIRL you are in for a wild ride! Just make sure you got your towels and the splash zone is all cleared!
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This little guy brings you from normal range to Ariana Grande notes in seconds! CAUTION: wet floor

Amazing
Once I learned how to operate it, it is an amazing little toy to play with!!
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If in doubt, get the penguin out!

Soul sucker
Ladies and gentlemen, this little guy is your (or your lady’s) new best friend. I tried it the first time and worked my way up through the settings. I wasn’t even all the way through testing the different levels of intensity before I was convulsing. It’s tiny and quiet enough but I sure am not when I start to play with my little Penguin friend. Just get it. Don’t think about it. You need it.
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The penguin may be quiet but you'll want to shout from the rooftops when it gets going!
Seriously. Buy it.
I was a little concerned at first about this toy not working out for me. I’m a transgender man and I’ve been on hormones for 3 years. When you transition from female to male you uhh.... experience some growth below the belt. Being on testosterone for so long, I’ve gotten most of my downstairs growth done. As a result, finding toys that conform to my new anatomy are hard to come by, especially “male” toys that I’d like to use but don’t have the length or girth to be able to use it. Beyond buck angels toy line there’s nothing out there for guys like me who wish to engage in intimate activities that do not trigger dysphoria. Although this is a toy geared towards women, I highly recommend this to other trans/nb guys like myself whether you’re pre/non t or on t, especially if penetrative sex is not something you’re comfortable with! I also recommend this for guys like me who’ve been on t for a while and want more toys. I was worried the opening wouldn’t be deep or big enough since it’s tailored to cis women’s anatomy, but as a trans guy on the above average side of things, trust me, you’ll fit!
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We love to hear it! Glad this lil penguin did the trick and gave you some good vibrations ;)
Wouldn’t power on
After charging it overall night it still wouldn’t turn on. Must have had a defected one.
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Must buy
Omgggg this Mr. Sir here had me speaking in tongues wheeeeew baby
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Speaking in tongues while this little guy simulates tongues! Love it
Buy this
Just used this tonight and WOW. Buy this
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We agree. Buy the penguin and you'll be splashing around in no time!
uhhhh yeah u should get it
GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT
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Did you write this as you were, ermm.. finishing? ;) Love that you love it! We love it too!
Soul Snatcher
My first use of this toy had me darn near on my knees in the shower as I didn’t think this toy was going to be this serious.... Listen, if you haven’t purchased this you may want to do so, I’m talking straight soul snatching this toy does.
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"Why do you have bruises on your knees?" "The penguin." Glad it had you floored ;)