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Fun little toy
Great toy to use, not as tight as some others. Keeps the mess contained but also makes it harder to quickly clean. It is starting to rip but still usable.
Great toy! Felt amazing!
This toy was the best one I have bought. I had to get rid of it because I blew a hole in the back of it and it lost the suction power. But still used it with the hole. Just easy to "finish" the job.
Feels good
Very good
and nope. The plot is predictable and the characters more annoying
Nothing seems to be going as planned for Haley. She definitely needs a change in her life. Her way out? Road trip with her bff, and in Haley's case, that's her 10 year old niece Tara. FYI-10 year old niece's won't stab you in the back. Haley is ready to start over in another state far away from her past. With her road trip cut short, due to unforeseen circumstances, Haley finds herself in the small, quaint town of Heart's Edge. With a name like that, what's not to love? Well, her neighbor for starters. Warren Ford, man on a mission and Haley's neighbor. Warren has put a lot of time and energy into his personal investigation of Dennis Bress and he's close to getting all his answers. If not for Haley and her smart, sassy self diverting his attention, he'd have been done sooner. She's much too distracting and now, because of Warren, Haley and her niece are in danger also. Warren has to find a way to bust Bress and keep Haley and Tara safe.
My secret friend
This is my second Sasha Grey pocket pussy. I really like this toy because it is close ended and creates a nice suction that literally massages the head of my penis when i stroke at a slower pace. Use plenty of water based lube for a mind bending orgasm. The thick sides allow you to squeeze the toy while using it and still not feel your hand and this will also intensify your orgasm. Easy to clean and maintain using a little soap and water. Just a little noisy so if you live with someone you have to be a little discrete, unless you're trying to get caught. Well worth the money!
Fucking awesome
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Forgive us for bragging about this wonderful review. Can't help it if we have a big mouth.
Meh
Meh-ish. Haven't quite gotten the hang of it. He's underwhelmed so far.
Feels ok
Could’ve been a little tighter
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Pocket sized
I think this is the "pocket" version as it is very small, too snug for my tastes. Might work well if you're on the smaller side. Nice texture overall. Tongue doesn't move, it's more of a "built in" feature.
Simpli Pleasures
Thanks for taking the time to leave a feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Arianne | Customer Care
Can not store a toothbrush...
Item is way too small for storage of toothbrush. Made very well but storage is limited in this travel bag. Did I say limited I ment Very limited..