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Happy customer
Happy with this product. Definitely increases blood flow. If you get it inside it doesn’t burn. Only burns if some gets on the vaginal vestibule.
Intense and Fun
If you are super sensitive, i would not recommend. This is definitely did the job as described, and it's pretty intense, hence anyone with super sensitive skin/nerves, don't use it.
Great product, but burns like hell
BURNS LIKE HELL!!! but once you get started with your partner totally worth it!! Makes everything more pleasurable and the burning sensation goes away in no time
Worth it.
I bought in store, just here to help people with the reviews. It does tingle, very aggressively, but I myself am a big fan of it. It will pass after 5 to 10 minutes so I'd suggest putting it in before getting intimate. It works without a doubt so if you can handle some pain for pleasure, it's worth it!
ITS HORRiBLE
Burned so bad all the way up to my stomach. I thought i was going to die of pain it felt like i was giving birth .! Idk how this is allowed to be sold . It does not Make it tighter I had to Take advil pm and still woke up with burning and pain .
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By swelling you up like you’ve been going at it for days
Well it works, alright. By swelling you up like you’ve been going at it for days! It does not tingle, it burns like fire but if you have a high pain tolerance like I do it’s worth it.
If you want it to feel like lava is burning your vagina, go for it.
It’s burns super bad. Almost intolerable. For both of us. I recommend using with a condom or using atleast 10 minutes before intercourse.
the devils lube
ABSOLUTELY PAUNFUL AND DISTURBING! I thought I was having an allergic reaction to this! It literally set the inside of me on fire to thw point where I had to wash it out of me immediately and still hurt for 10-15 mins after washing it with cold water for about 10 mins. WORST product ever!! Do not recommend. Even after the pain subsided and having sex my husband could even feel the burning on him. Don't try until you read the reviews. Never will try again! Take off market!
horrible crap
I may file a lawsuit
User from the Caribbean
My lady part was on fire had to sit in front of my airco but after all the fire on my i was tight well tighter.