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Four Stars
THIS THING IS HUUUUGE!
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The bigger the dilly, the bigger the pleasure. That's Simpli science. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Wow
Greatest thing ever hard but not to much and size is just right
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We're glad we could help you find your Goldilocks dildo- juuuuuuust right. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Good toy for the price
Great toy, wife really loves it, it is pretty realistic foo
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Simpli Pleasures: your wife loves us. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Smells horrible. Did not use it.
Opened the box, found out how it smelled, and put it in the closet to air out. A month later it still stinks. It smells like cheap Chinese plastic squeaky toys or like a swimming pool liner. It has never been used. I will make somebody a great deal on it if they want it.
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Thanks for taking the time to leave a feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Arianne | Customer Care
Five Stars
Wish it were longer!
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You know the dildo's good when the only complaint is that there isn't enough of it. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
Just what I expected she loves it
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She loves it, you love that she loves it, we love that. Wait- did we just become your third? Hogging the Blanket, ♥- Simpli Comedians
Strong smell
Do your homework before you purchase this. No matter how many times you wash this thing, it stinks. Oh ya, it's a realistic cock. But useless for my girlfriend. Smells way to strong. I really wonder how toxic it may be. I threw it out. I also wrote to Doc Johnson, didn't even get a reply
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Thanks for taking the time to leave a feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Arianne | Customer Care
... girlfriend to spice things up and she absolutely has loved it. She's really tight & new to big ...
Bought this toy for my girlfriend to spice things up and she absolutely has loved it. She's really tight & new to big toys so we've went slow to start, but it's gotten her off hard everytime. As far as the negative review, I am sure that user is commenting on he wrong model, as there is a vacuum harness compatible model identical to his one, minus the sack. It does have a rubbery smell out of the box, but my girlfriend put it in her mouth straight away and said it wasn't that bad as I was explaining it should go away after a few washes, and it has already become way less strong after doing so. Great product and would strongly recommend if you or your partner fantasizes about a big black toy ;)
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A review that answers concerns posed in another review and recommends it all in one? Go ahead, take our job! ♥- Simpli Comedians
She loves the toy but it has a bad chemical/plastic smell
Got this for my wife. She loves the toy but it has a bad chemical/plastic smell. Doesn't go away after washing. The suction cup is also not removeable like it states in the description. I would recommend the UR3 Ultraskyn model instead....Doesn't have the smell like this material and feels more realistic too.
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Thanks for taking the time to leave a feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Arianne | Customer Care
Strong smell
It's a good product gets the job done
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After enough usage and cleaning, the smell will weaken. Luckily, the orgasms won't. ♥- Simpli Comedians