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Five Stars
The wife loved it!
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This product is very nice. It is a bit girthy
This product is very nice. It is a bit girthy, more so than my other toys, and it is definitely longer than 6" as far as insertible length goes. I measured and it is closer to 7", which, I am not complaining by any means, but I was definitely surprised when it first arrived at how large it was. The material feels very realistic and is very comfortable. It can be a pain to clean and should be cleaned thoroughly before and after every use because it is very sticky, making any stray hairs, cloth fibers, dust, etc. cling to it. It also smells a LOT when you first get it. I tried airing it out and washing it, which helped a little, but it seems that it it is one of those things that just takes time to wear out. It doesn't smell as much now, but I still keep it wrapped if I am not using it. The suction works great in the shower. It will slide a little if you move a lot, but it works better than any other suction toy I've used. Overall I would definitely recommend this item to anyone looking for a more realistic toy to play with. It fills you up great, feels realistic, and added with a vibration for external stimulation at the same time, it is a lot of fun.
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So wasn't that happy with it
Wasn't the color that was stated. So wasn't that happy with it.
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used only 2 times
item is defective and poorly made
Total waste of money!
Who is ranting over this material being so realistic and awesome??? First of all its too stiff there is no one that hard and unforgiving! It takes tons of lube and after a few tries with my lady she finally said enough! I burned it the next day, what a waste of money! Hey dildo creators you forgot that the head of a penis is soft and very spongy! The shaft can be hard but the skin is very flexible and gives. The balls are super soft and squishy. Why did you make this the opposite? If this was represented real men we would be out of business! Don't waste your money it is all into the advertising looks-best glue it to a wax figure in a museum!
six inches is six inches
It may work for a smaller size person...on the giving and receiving end...but not for me...other than that...the look shape or feel is still really good
Doc Johnson has a wonderful line to realistic sex toys and this dildo is ...
Doc Johnson has a wonderful line to realistic sex toys and this dildo is no exception. I recommend warming it in a sink of warm water before playing with it. I like the suction cup for hands free action.
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One Star
Not the item advertised. I received a LIGHT brown with vac u lock, that's not what's posted.
Hmm.
This thing is about as firm as cooked pasta. Unless you are used to being gaped, then this won't go in anally (but if you're into gaping, then this is too small for you anyhow). Vaginally, well, it seems to want to bend too much. About the only things this is good for is to practice oral or as a gag-gift. Pretty sad too because I REALLY REALLY WANTED to enjoy this! The feel and details were incredible and there is a smell, but I didn't find it that bad.
Very good!
Feel like a real one! The color is also good. But if it can be smaller, it's will be better.
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