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To big
Bigger then expected ! Once I got it in my anal it was very joyful and had an amazing orgasm . But I really want something a little smaller
Simpli Pleasures
When the toy arrives bigger than expected, we call that a girthday present. Haaaappy giiiiiiirthdaaaaay toooooo yoooooooou.... ♥- Simpli Comedians
Not Satisfied
Didn't use it. Opened the package when delivered. First off...this thing is huge! Not so much in length as girth. (I don't recall the diameter being listed when we first looked at this online) Next...It's a "one speed". Full blown on! I wasn't looking to send my wife through the wall. This thing could vibrate concrete apart! Then I noticed a strange bend about 2 inches down from the head. Something is not right with this. I contacted SimpliPleasures about my "Product Concerns". They informed me that "Due to the sensitivity of the product" they could not refund nor take the item back. However they would give me a voucher for 3/4 value. With some hesitancy...I agreed. So I took it apart. Being careful as to not damage the outer material, I was able to disassemble the product. It's broken! The "vibrating portion" of this product broke away from its mount. Looking at the assembly of this product I can see why it broke. I forwarded my pics to SimpliPleasures and I got a "Thank You" for the pics. So I paid full price for an item that's broke (out of the box and even sent pics to confirm it) and I get a voucher for 3/4 value of what I spent. Not happy! I am going to use the voucher for sure. I hope the item(s) I order aren't broke or these vouchers are going to dwindle down to $0.
Favorite out of a big collection of toys!
My wife and I have used probably 50 different toys of all shapes, sizes, and functions. This is her favorite, no question. It's a big one, not for beginners. We worked up to it by increasing the size each time we buy a new one. This is the only toy she has ever asked for every time, which says a lot. We've used it probably 50 times and it still works great. Vibes are strong for a toy this large. I even went ahead and bought the #11 out of this line which is bigger for the next level of fun.
Simpli Pleasures
We're so glad you found the perfect addition to your masturbatory menagerie. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Go big or go home
It takes a minute to adjust but very fulfilling
Simpli Pleasures
Like a new partner, sometimes a new toy takes a little initial positioning. But once you get there, you GET THERE.
Lousy equipment
Broke with first use
Simpli Pleasures
Broke from day 1… this toy sounds more like an ex than a dildo. Our customer care team will reach out to set you up with a toy that’s as sturdy as it is dirty.
Powerful, thick and realistic.
She loves the powerful vibration. We use it when she is really in the mood to feel “full”. I enjoy the visuals. It is as realistic as it gets. Addendum, the vibrator stopped working after a while. Otherwise it was great.
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Talk about a fun-FILLED sexual experience. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Suction cup sucks on this but overall not bad
I love the size.not too big where its uncomfortable but big enough to feel like real pressure. Texture of it is smooth and does actually feel real but smells a little weird.the suction cup however is too small for the vibrator..it does not hold well on any surface it falls over...overall good for play with your partner or by yourself if you can get the suction to hold
Simpli Pleasures
If the suction cup sucks, isn't it just doing its job? ♥- Simpli Comedians
love it
ride for hours
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That's our kind of cum-mute. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Three Stars
Wife says too big
Five Stars
Perfect, ideal size
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Ideal size... for size queens. :) ♥- Simpli Comedians