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Amazingly Real
It has the most realistic feel to it that I’ve ever seen! I ran into a misfortune & received my 1st one broken. The company replaced no questions asked. I’m very pleased with simple pleasures & my purchase!
sex toy novice.
This is BIG in every way! Soft outer shell with firm inside...feels good.
the girl friend was very unsure about the size but ...
the girl friend was very unsure about the size but once she got used to it she loves it ALOT!
If youre ready, this is the answer.
It seem's a littletter smaller in diameter than 2.5". It feels so sexy that you will finidh, put it down, wash it, put it away, then go get it and screw yourself. 11" is just long enough that you can kneel on your lower legs and actually sit on it. Very kool. I also like to wash the comode , stick it to the front just below the seat, then one foot on each side and back into it. You can Immagine lovers or whatever , the truth is that this feels really good no matter what your MIND thinks. It's smooth , directable, if you can get past the third muscle and into the sigmoid, you will be in Nervana and will not have much use for a sniveling FB.
Love Real Feel! Suggest a few different sizes...
BIG. Wife and I are still working her up to this one, but she loves the smaller one from this lineup (#7). It's not 2.5" wide, I've measured with a caliper and it's about 2.38" at the very widest point where the "head" is most pronounced. The rest of the shaft averages right about 2.30" wide. I've had no issues with this or the #7 to date, and we've used the #7 probably 50 times. Vibes are strong for a toy this size. The size is very large, but unlike many other dildos, the squishy/soft outer layer of these makes them comparable to a smaller dildo made from a hard rubber (probably subtract 1/4" to be "apples to apples") and much more "comfortable". I cut off the balls from ours because they just get in the way of finding good angles and provide no benefit. We've used a LOT of toys and these are the favorite of my wife by a long shot (#7 is requested every time). I just ordered the #5 from this line which is in between this product and the #7 in girth.
Feels real, but not real hard - which is good and bad!
Could be more rigid but the skin like feel along with the vibration is quite remarkable.
I love it!
Very nice, I love it.
Worth it
An excellent dildo that really does seem real! Base started to detach after about a year unfortunately, but many good times were had before then
Not for the timid! Little too much, which ...
Not for the timid! Little too much, which makes it feel unnatural!
It will fill her up
Perfect for her leaving her full and satisfied