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Five Stars
Sweet lord have mercy this thing is THICK ! ....Its very soft, & the vibrations feel really good.
Simpli Pleasures
Nothin' better than a dildo that's thicker than a Snicker. Sweeter, too. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
My wife LOVES this toy!
Simpli Pleasures
Simpli Pleasures: your wife's (second) favorite. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Wow!
Really big, but not to big for an expert. Definitely not for first timers! She took this all the way! Wanted more!
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It's hard to impress a sexpert. We're glad we were able to blow her..... mind. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Not hard enough
It’s not hard enough. When trying to insert it it bends too easily. I would not purchase it again
Simpli Pleasures
We really appreciate that you've shared your feedback with us. We try our best to make sure our product assortment has been curated for everyone and everybody, sometimes things just aren’t a perfect fit. However - it's unacceptable for us to have disappointed customers. If you give us a chance, we intend to make this right and hope you respond to the email we've sent. Warmly, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Five Stars
Great toy a pleasure to use
Simpli Pleasures
And what more could you ask for? (that's a rhetorical question, but if you think of an answer, we probably sell that too.) ♥- Simpli Comedians
One Star
Arrived broken.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Confused
This product would be good if suction cup was built better. I have 2 toys now I bought for the suction cup ability and now just sits in a box
Simpli Pleasures
Hi Richard, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Wow.
She always says it's too big, but she takes it anyway! Only peeve is the vibratory burned out after 3 uses.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Get in touch with our customer care and we'll get you a new one sent right away. Just reference your order #! Thanks! Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Way bigger
This darn thing was way bigger than I expected! We have the 8 incher and so I thought it was just going to be 2 inches longer but it's much much thicker also! It's really huge! Not sure if the wife is even going to let me try it on her!
Simpli Pleasures
Hey there! I'm sorry to hear that the item you recently ordered from us is not exactly what you had in mind. At Simpli, we have done our best to provide you with accurate pictures, detailed product descriptions, and honest customer reviews. Please don't hesitate to get in touch with us. You can reach us at 1-800-918-6308 or you can email us at care@simplipleasure.com. I look forward to hearing from you. Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Way too big.
This thing was ridiculous. Why? Went in the garbage as soon as she unwrapped it. The quality and size were great but it looked like a wine bottle. Just way too big for her. Huge difference between the 8 and this
Simpli Pleasures
Hey Joe! I'm sorry to hear that the item you recently ordered from us is not exactly what you had in mind. At Simpli, we have done our best to provide you with accurate pictures, detailed product descriptions, and honest customer reviews. Please don't hesitate to get in touch with us. You can reach us at 1-800-918-6308 or you can email us at care@simplipleasure.com. I look forward to hearing from you. Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com