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loveeee must buy :)
wow this toy blew me away! It feels good vaginally as well, but anal is much better the ribbed pleasure really works. it has a slight cherryish smell to it, but not too strong. This toy is amazing :)
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It's not just condoms. This toy is also ribbed for your pleasure! | Simpli Comedians
WTF
The bottom suction part does not get any suction I don't know how much water possibly can be used for suction or even a clean hard surface .won't stay stuck on any hard surface. This items to be recalled
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Thanks for your feedback, Sheena. As we are constantly striving to improve in making better products and services for you, we truly appreciate that you've taken the time to let us know about this. This will be forwarded over to the appropriate department for further review. And we'd love to make it right for you. Just reply to the email we've sent so we can assist you further. Best, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
One Star
hard
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Hi I Hate everything, Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise, we will definitely make things right for you! Please kindly check your inbox as we've reached out to you with a solution to improve your customer experience. Kind regards, Angelica | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
big
longer then i thought i would like, but the girths is good just the length is what go me. v
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Glad you found the worth in its girth, and we have a hunch a young go-getter like you will be able to handle the length after a little practice. | Simpli Comedians
Goldilocks approved!
This thing really really feels good in your bum. All men should at least try some anal play/prostate massage sometime in their life! It sticks well to the edge of the bathtub for easy riding, too. Not too firm, not too floppy, not too wide for a beginner at this game. Doesn't smell that bad, either. I've tried others including glass, jellies, etc. and they were either too hard or too soft. I guess you can say this passed the Goldilocks test with flying colors.
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We always had a feeling Goldilocks was a freak. Hanging out with those bears like that. | Simpli Comedians
Meh.... less veiny would be better!
Not bad, but the veiny texture is a bit too over done.
Floppy but funny
Purchased this as a gag gift for adult party. Item was shipped on time and in good condition. On a side note, the suction base does adhere pretty well to a bar top, and the thing is soft enough to flip back and forth....you can imagine the laughs we had with this at the bar through the night.....lots of creative people out there...well worth the money and realistic. Could be used for other purposes too.
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It's always nice to have a guest at the bar you don't have to buy any drinks for, isn't it? | Simpli Comedians
... it out as soon as I got it and loved it as individual play but when attached to the ...
I tried it out as soon as I got it and loved it as individual play but when attached to the Ff Elite beginners Harness which my wife used, we were in heaven.
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We're always happy to hear when our toys play well with others. We'll update its report card posthaste! | Simpli Comedians
It hits nice and deep
It hits nice and deep, but the girth is somewhat disappointing. Perhaps this is more for someone less "experienced".
Five Stars
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You know what they say, "An emoji is worth a thousand orgasms." | Simpli Comedians