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Nice
Overall very good, only problem the black rubber end piece tore when I first tried to place over the plastic piece
Beginners Pump
Because I'm so small it was difficult to use. Once I did manage to insert myself through the vagina which was padded nicely I was able to use pump. I am too small I believe for a pump. Thank You !
C-
Pluses: makes my dick larger temporarily. Cons: vacuum pipe falls off the nipple on the plastic tube too easy, it needs a barb on it like the pump has. The pussy gets sucked into the tube unless you press it really hard onto your body to keep it in place. Not that great for me. If the pussy could be attached permanently/semi-permanently to the base of the plastic tube it may work better. The penis ring also does not keep my dick hard, it also prevents ejaculation of the semen, although I orgasm, it doesn't eject until I remove the ring, that's probably my problem with lack of ejaculation pressure. The pussy is impossible to use while there's any vacuum, if it would stay in place it would really help, maybe. I may even glue it on since it's about useless to me otherwise. This thing may work if you can get an erection, but I have serious ED and nothing I do makes my dick hard. I can still ejaculate however, but the plastic pussy while it feels good is not as good as my hand. I'm going to try prostate stimulation, I guess it was worth the try for the price.
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great suction, great phone receptionist.
Lengthening, expanding