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He loves it
Very good product for the money. Feels great inside and out. I recommend to anyone you will not be disappointed.
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A double-sided masturbator so good it'll have him fallin' in love. That's a sentence we surprisingly say a lot. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Worth it !
Works awesome outta 4 i bought i love this one the most ! So soft and feels amazing! Highly recommended for the price you pay !
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It's good to buy double-sided masturbators in bulk so they don't get lonely. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Tight is nice
The head job end is somewhat loose and a good beginning, However, the ass end is tight and feels great. Easy to clean as well.
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Kinda like a REAL mouth and ass. Amazing how that works. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Well-made & great value
Not sure why there's some negative reviews on this product. I've had this for quite awhile now and it is still in perfect condition. I am average size, not big. I generally don't care for soft-body sleeves, but the thick ends are easy to hold onto and suspend disbelief. Orifices are realistic and sensation is great. Only thing better would be a fleshlight, but they are very bulky and expensive.
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We loved you from the minute you said 'not sure why there's some negative reviews on this product.' ♥- Simpli Comedians
You will enjoy this.. even on long drives in a car!
Its easy to clean, its light and because the housing is not plastic it allows you to adjust the fit. When you use it with your partner or yourself sometimes you have some that are too snug and things happen too fast. So this allows some control. ONLY use water based lubricant and make sure you clean after use (tossing that in for a few friends who have described less than successful experiences). Just take it with you to the bathroom, toss some antibacterial soap in like you use when you wash your hands and let it dry standing up. (don't put it on anything like a fluffy towel or paper because silicone will stick to it like glue). ENJOY :)
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It IS great for travel, but we feel morally and legally obligated to urge you not to use this while driving. ♥- Simpli Comedians
very happy
works very good, good grip for stroking. feel better than real. have a loss of feel ,and did great. easy clean up
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Easy clean up, easier dirty-up. ♥- Simpli Comedians
no frills, yet does the job
yes it ripped within days on the sides of the holes (still works). take it as a compliment. for the price, this thing is great. the holes are same size, but interior does seem to be designed differently when you reverse it. nice change of pace when wanted. soft and slides great with lube. small and easy to hide. run under water for easy cleanup. practical marital device IMO. I would reorder if needed. great price for great fun.
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Zero frills, two serviceable holes. ♥- Simpli Comedians
on the money
felt better than other more expensive items ive tried, lasted longer than anticipated. will be purchasing again. soft, tight, great for the price
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'On the money..' is Money your dickname? (Dick nickname) ♥- Simpli Comedians
awesome.
simply awesome.....its small though but bigger than your hand, the mouth part is awesome but the but part is pretty tight.
OMG
The most amazing littel very young tiny BUTT ever OMG this baby BUTT is sooooo unbeliverble thight
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