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Made for a field mouse
I’m no pornstar but it was way too small in length and girth to Moto-bate….it would not slide up and down the shaft even with the most generous lubrication. I give it a 0 out of 5 on the Peter-meter. :(
LOUD, somewhat enjoyable, but a disappointment overall
What a shame that the noise really is such a problem. I honestly thought it was broken or defective until I read the other reviews. I certainly would not have bought it had I known in advance, as it is relatively expensive. To be more specific: Both the T & S settings sound like a high-pitched motorized toothbrush! I was able to ignore the noise at first while focusing on how to use it, what the buttons do, etc. But after a while, there is just no getting used to it. It is a major distraction that takes away from the experience. And it is certainly NOT discrete. You can hear it through a closed bathroom door, over the sound of a running faucet, for example. All that said, it does seem well-made. It is not easy to clean the larger container, although the sleeve is easy enough.
Simpli Pleasures
Thanks for taking the time to bring this to our attention, Matt. We’re sorry to hear about this as this was an uncommon instance. We’d like to know more so we can make things right ASAP! Just reply to the email we've sent so we can assist you further. Sincerely, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Great gadget
Great toy. Just loud. It get the job done though. It's fun to use. Easy to clean.
Simpli Pleasures
Easy to clean, easier to get dirty. ;) Plus, our advice? If the toy is loud, be louder. Life is short.
Experience
The PDX Elite operates exactly as advertised. I wish there was interchangeable inserts for larger shafts.
Save your $
Big, heavy, clumsy, not suited for intimate encounters. Went into the trash. Substitute item on a 2 for 1 offer so in a way I wasn't out any $.
Simpli Pleasures
The garbage man is gonna have quite the shift :)
I don't recommend it
I didn't like it from the first day I used it, it didn't meet my expectations
Simpli Pleasures
Knowing exactly what you want in the bedroom is sexy. Our Customer Care team will reach out to help you find the toy to exceed your highest sexpectations.
Too Small
I'm only average is size, the opening is too small and tight, ripped the surround on the first use. You must be below average in size to use this product. It will not stroke me nor can it get it in. I could use it if it had a more supple sleeve - it is too hard and not stretchy.
Simpli Pleasures
Thanks for the review and we're so sorry about this. We pride ourselves on making making sure we deliver top of the line products. Inevitably, errors do happen. That said - it's unacceptable for us to have disappointed customers! We've sent you an email so we can make this right for you ASAP! I hope to see you come back to Simpli Pleasures and try shopping with us again in the future! Kind regards, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
iffy
subject to stopping any time it wants to. hard to turn off and on
Simpli Pleasures
It's normal for a partner to change their mind, but a toy shouldn't. Our Customer Care team will reach out to help you find a toy that'll stay turned on as lonnnnnnnnnnnnng as you need. ;) ♥
painful
I'm average sized, used a generous amount of lube, and it still wouldn't slide. The opening is small and not very stretchy and it just pulls on the skin and even hurts. Using the suction made it way worse too. Honestly idk what to do with it bc I don't want to throw away $200 but it's not even enjoyable
There seems to be some issues with suction. Can't figure out how to reduce suction so that the 'up and down sliding' mechanism will be more smooth. Not a terrible product though.