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Very big and very black!!!
Me and all of the workers at the plant I work at thought this would be a perfect present for one the managers that happens to be a huge a-hole! He must have thought it’s too small, but now everyone knows what he got from us for last Christmas!
WOW
THIS THING IS BIG.But that's what I was looking for. So must you if you are reading this review and looking at this product.It is big.
Oh my god
11 inch length purchased. Okay, first things first. This toy is no joke! Anyone doubting its listed dimensions? Consider yourself warned. This thing is massive! It really is 11 inches (maybe 9.5 insertable) and 2.5 inches thick! It definitely works for some of us “size queens!” This is truly NOT for beginners. But if you’re experienced, and looking for a dildo larger than two inches thick but not all the way up to three, then this might be the right purchase. Do not forget your lube! I’ve seen some comments about the “hardness” of this item. But for me, that’s a desirable trait for something this large. I didn’t want something so soft that it bends too easily. I wanted that hardness. But be aware that it doesn’t have a lot of give around the shaft. So this might be too challenging for you if you are overly sensitive. I was also pleasantly surprised with the suction cup. Works really well despite this thing’s massive size.
Pipedream King Cock is a great product
This is absolutely one of the best sex toy out there. Excellent products all around. You can't go wrong with this 9' thick suction based toy.
The girth is soo perfect. Its sturdy and flexible at the same time ...
The girth is soo perfect. Its sturdy and flexible at the same time and the head is so easy to manage in the beginig.
Great
Great thanks...
Satisfaction
OMG...was a little weary but it eorks wonders. Feels comfortable and realistic
Great products
It was perfect, I initially ordered a item I did not expect. I got a credit the same day and was able to order another item
Five Stars
Big. Black.
Perfect partner for BAM
If you've conquered BAM, this is the perfect step up. Pretty much the same length, but the increased girth will stretch you just right! Someone had complained about texture......it's called lube and it is your friend! Love this toy!