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This is the best damn thing I've ever owned. It's super realistic, I mean like better than the real thing, I can't even tell the difference! It's like I'm actually banging the shit out of some porn star, except in the comfort of my own home. It's the best bang for your buck, hands down!
Simpli Pleasures
If this thing is anything like a penis you've seen before, we're gonna need that person's phone number. For...........research. ♥
Perfect 10
10/10 seems pretty intimidating, but it's actually pretty fun.
Simpli Pleasures
Some of the best orgasms can be had riiiiiiiiiiight outside of your comfort zone. ♥
Worth the money
Omg, I love these! They're sooo soft & comfy! The fit is perfect!
Simpli Pleasures
We love a versatile dildo: you can sit on it for comfort or pleasure. :) ♥
Must Try
It's a great toy! It has all the qualities you need in a toy. It's a good value for the price and it's a good material that's easy to clean and fun to play with!
Simpli Pleasures
Easy to clean, even easier to get very, very dirty. ;) ♥
Double P in one hole
Double the pleasure? Double the fun? Double or nothing? With this toy you can double your fun. Double your fun inside one tight hole.
Simpli Pleasures
Double the fun, at LEAST double the orgasms. That's math, we're pretty sure. ♥