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Finding this toy was an insane stroke of luck. This has changed my sex life like nothing else to date. This toy is NOT for everyone. But I have personally witnessed it fit inside both men and women just fine. Obviously, it takes some getting used to, but it's certainly not impossible. Let me be clear - this is 10" in circumference/girth. It's also close to 5lbs - not easy to use single-handedly. The suction cup is very sturdy though, and it manages to hold the weight of the toy just fine. The price point for the size is unbeatable. Similar sized (or larger) toys are $200+ Personally, I'm a fiend for painal and this does the trick and then some; when my partners make me take it without a warm-up I'm screaming and cumming in seconds. The visual of this penetrating someone else is absolutely unbelievable, too. And it's impossible to ride without making uncontrollable noises while twitching like an epileptic - this monster is endless fun, watching or riding. King Cock can have all of my cash, forever. Fingers crossed they come up with an 11" circumference toy.
Massive Girth!
The King Cock is exactly what I was looking for in a toy. Taking this toy anally is such an accomplishment, it will leave you gapping and feeling a whole new level of ecstasy! Just thinking about taking this cock is such a turn on and makes my cock hard! First time the wife seen this toy her jaw dropped and asked how that was going to fit? With little practice and lots of lube it will slide right in. Note this toy is for experienced anal lovers who love being an anal whore! I give this toy ''�� and highly recommend.
SOOO BIG!
Wow - I'm in LOVE with it! Seriously, don't let its size fool you - you'll never go back to your 'old friend' again... #ThickisBetter
Holy Huge!
Oh. My. God. This thing definitely requires patience. Only half way down and I was breathless! Only a few more inches to go!
Great addition to a collection or even as a stand alone
Amazing product in a massive sea of garbage out there. Definately a must have
Big toy
My wife was surprised to see the size of this toy. We made some modifications to it so it fits her strapon. This cock is not for the faint hearted.
WTF is this?!?!?!?!?
Not sure who is supposedly making use of this product, but it won't be us. Can't claim description was wrong, but it didn't convey just how massive this item is. Having hard time believing the good reviews are truthful, but guess some folks might find pleasure in body damaging activities. Sure wish we had spent the money on something usable. Consider yourself warned.
It's huge!
This stuff is incredible. Quality product and well worth the price.
Not for beginners
This is definitely not a beginner's toy. If it's your first time using a sex toy, we recommend starting with something smaller.
Nice
Nice