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Amazing product!!!
This toy looks and almost feels like the real thing. I had so much fun with it when I got it and let me tell you, it felt amazing. I thought it was a bit too big at first but I managed to go through and it was worth it.
Simpli Pleasures
All the pleasure of the real thing, none of the social anxiety. Simpli iconic.
Five Stars
She'll never want to leave your side again. Wife loves it and it's something we can do together to strengthen our relationship and sex life.
Simpli Pleasures
A dildo so good you accidentally become a throuple with it. Ideal, honestly. ♥
Uncertain
This dildo has a suction cup that works really well. It's also quite long and wide which was surprising to me. Great product overall, but beware if you're not into size queens!
Simpli Pleasures
In the Simpli kingdom, size queens reign supreme. ♥
Hits all the spots
Just the right size for maximum pleasure.
My girlfriends new boyfriend
She loved it came so hard
Simpli Pleasures
A dildo so good it renders you obsolete? Simpli amazing. For us, at least. ♥
Amazing
Loved this "item", it feels real! I only wish it moved on it's own! The suction cup on the end sticks wonderfully to anything! Highly recommend!
Simpli Pleasures
The quotation marks around "item" is because it's so good there's no conceivable way it can't be a LITTLE sentient. ♥
It was okay
It was to slick, needed more ridges and the head needed to be more refined.
Simpli Pleasures
TOO slick? Did it drop a few pickup lines on ya? ♥
very nice
i love it it stretches my hole
Simpli Pleasures
Can't argue with that! ♥
Perrect in Every Way
The perfect sized, realistic feeling, life-like looking cock for the woman who knows what she wants and how to get it.
Simpli Pleasures
Perfect in EVERY WAY. The only thing that would make it better is if it had a 'make dinner' function. ♥
Big Fella
My man.. This cock is HUGE!! I can't even fit my hand around it! My woman was like... "Hell no!" But we'll try... It's 8" around and the head doesn't taper much at all... That's gonna be a challenge!
Simpli Pleasures
With enough faith, trust, and lube, anything is possible. ♥