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Do you want your first dildo to look and feel just like the rock-hard stud you've always fantasized about? Stop dreaming and get down with the King! Every vein, every shaft, and every head is carefully handcrafted with exquisite detail to give you the most realistic experience ever imagined. The powerful suction ...
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Do you want your first dildo to look and feel just like the rock-hard stud you've always fantasized about? Stop dreaming and get down with the King! Every vein, every shaft, and every head is carefully handcrafted with exquisite detail to give you the most realistic experience ever imagined. The powerful suction cup base sticks to nearly any flat surface and makes every dildo harness compatible.‚ Length: 9" (22.9 cm) Width: 2" (5.1 cm)
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She loved it came so hard
A dildo so good it renders you obsolete? Simpli amazing. For us, at least. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Loved this "item", it feels real! I only wish it moved on it's own! The suction cup on the end sticks wonderfully to anything! Highly recommend!
The quotation marks around "item" is because it's so good there's no conceivable way it can't be a LITTLE sentient. ♥- Simpli Comedians
This toy looks and almost feels like the real thing. I had so much fun with it when I got it and let me tell you, it felt amazing. I thought it was a bit too big at first but I managed to go through and it was worth it.
All the pleasure of the real thing, none of the social anxiety. Simpli iconic. ♥- Simpli Comedians
i love it it stretches my hole
Can't argue with that! ♥- Simpli Comedians
The perfect sized, realistic feeling, life-like looking cock for the woman who knows what she wants and how to get it.
Perfect in EVERY WAY. The only thing that would make it better is if it had a 'make dinner' function. ♥- Simpli Comedians
This dildo has a suction cup that works really well. It's also quite long and wide which was surprising to me. Great product overall, but beware if you're not into size queens!
In the Simpli kingdom, size queens reign supreme. ♥- Simpli Comedians
It was to slick, needed more ridges and the head needed to be more refined.
TOO slick? Did it drop a few pickup lines on ya? ♥- Simpli Comedians
My man.. This cock is HUGE!! I can't even fit my hand around it! My woman was like... "Hell no!" But we'll try... It's 8" around and the head doesn't taper much at all... That's gonna be a challenge!
With enough faith, trust, and lube, anything is possible. ♥- Simpli Comedians
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