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Five Stars
Pretty big but I love it
BBC
If you want a porn star fantacy, this cock is for you! Not for the faint hearted. A good lube is highly recommended. If you want to know how it feels to be completely filled up and stretched out then buy this dildo. The photos wont do it justice you've got to fell it for yourself, this BBC is for real!
Perfect little man to sit on.
I'm an experienced large/extreme dildo user and I have several, many by Pipedream. "So why mess with this little dude?" you ask? Because when I want to surf porn or write memes or adult stories, I can sit on this guy for some accompanying stimulation and wriggle away without having to warm up like my other bigger Ds. And the suction base is perfect to keep it from "disappearing" in me. LOL That's why this "sans balls" version (even though it's meant for strap-ons). Pipedream's new formulation is not smelly or sticky like older versions, either.

Was/what the Princess needed
Fit harness perfect and hit all the right spots
Simpli Pleasures
Sounds like it fit the harness for her highness!

9 inch
Is it bigger in person then in the pic? Or it looks just like the picture
Perfect
getting ready to order another.
Wow
Big...very big
Cool device.
Recommended.
Not for beginners but over all feel and quality is good
Suction cup is ok at best, not a beginner toy !!
I think i should've got the 9er
I ordered the 8" King Cock last night. And it was just delivered. I already have the 10" King C, and it's used regularly. But wrestling with it gets tiresome. And i wanted something close for extended wear. Sadly I was a bit disappointed when I opened the box just minutes ago. Kinda small. But we'll see. After a quick wash, it was put to work. Going to take care of some errands with it. I wonder if the delivery driver noticed that a had 10" PipeDreams packed away under my shorts. Update. I've been using it as a starter or warm-up, for a 10" and a 12". I purchased the 9"and it should be here later today. Can't wait.