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Great!!
If you like Pipedream dildo’s this will not disappoint. It’s very firm, feels great, large in diameter for sure and super easy to clean. It does have a scent, but it’s not going into anyone’s nose or mouth and we always use condoms on our toys. The suction is great. In fact, the suction on the dildo’s with balls is much better than the dildo’s w/out.
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Balls make everything better.
So real looking
My girlfriend was happily surprised when I showed her this nice cock, but was a bit intimidated by the size & girth. I was expecting more of a real skin feel, seems more like rubber. However with enough lube and foreplay with a smaller dildo, she warmed up and took it balls deep to a spectacular orgasm. This is the new go to for us, with wicked ultra heat lube it sets her on fire.
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"With enough lube, anything is possible." - The Ten Cum-Mandments
Perfect!
Just the right thickness Just the right length The angle of the dangle was perfect. It hit all the right spots. Stretched without really hurting my ass. I love it! Now to find the guy who modeled for this thing and make him my husband!
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"The angle of the dangle." That's so good we're gonna try and find that man for you, baby. You gave us "angle of the dangle," it's only right.
Big dildo
It filled my little white ass
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Just because your ass is little doesn't mean your dildo has to be.
Love this toy!
We came across this product by accident and decided to try it. So glad we did cause the toy is amazing! My gf is tiny. She told me there was no way they would fit her or even work for her, but she was so wrong!
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Heh. 'Came' across this product. Yyyyyyeah ya did.
Awesome
This is a great purchase. Great size, its fun to see how her eyes get big and the uncertainty in her face when this one comes out. A little patience and perseverance and voila! Anything bigger and some training would be required. Highly recommended for that full feeling!
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Play big games, win big prizes. ;)
Like a real thing!
My wife loves it. Looks and feels like the real thing. Has a low odor but it should go away.
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Simpli Pleasures: she's our wife now. ♥
IT'S HUGE
When I opened the package and saw it I said oh gosh it's Huge! I'm impresssed with the size.. Haven't tried it yet but I know I will be needing lots of lube and some practice inch by inch.
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What can we say? Here at Simpli Pleasures we believe huge things come in discreet packages.
It's hugeeee!
Most women I’ve talked to say that this product over delivers; it is HUGE, but that makes it even more fun!
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'HUGE' stands for Hard, Unbelievably Good Erection.
Great product
Fun and wonderful. Better than advertised.
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A happy customer is worth a thousand ads. Cum back anytime. ;) ♥