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Exceeded my expectations!!
It arrived way earlier than expected, the product was in great condition AND it feels like the real thing. The veins and softness is amazing! Definitely recommended!!
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It comes quickly so you can come quickly ;) - Simpli Pleasures
Great!!
If you like Pipedream dildo’s this will not disappoint. It’s very firm, feels great, large in diameter for sure and super easy to clean. It does have a scent, but it’s not going into anyone’s nose or mouth and we always use condoms on our toys. The suction is great. In fact, the suction on the dildo’s with balls is much better than the dildo’s w/out.
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Balls get a bad rep but they can really enhance any experience :') Glad you loved it! - Simpli Pleasures
Thicker than expected
WAY THICK! More than expected. This product will not be used
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
It's ok
Size was good. Texture was rough even with a lot of lube.
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Hi! Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will forward your concern to the manufacturer of the product to look into this. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Mary | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Wow
Amazing product
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It's not called the King Cock for nothing! Glad you loved it! - Simpli Pleasures
Wow!
Original item lost by post office. Great customer service. The customer went above and beyond. As for the produce review... my girlfriend said it felt amazing. It’s a tad on the large side in girth. She could handle a bit of it around 3 “ or so. Not for beginners!!! It looks like the old- fashioned John Holmes movies from back in the 70’s.
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A shame that it got lost in the post, but lol at the image of this beast sitting on a post office shelf waiting to be collected Glad you loved it! Not for the fainthearted ;) - Simpli Pleasures
the big one
i loved it came like i haven't come in a long time
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The Big One always delivers! - Simpli Pleasures
as described
as described
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It's described as KING COCK so we'll take it that you liked it? ;) - Simpli Pleasures
Nice
What a monster.
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Truly an absolute beast! in the best way ;) - Simpli Pleasures
Thicker than expected but not a bad thing
I am pleased with my purchase, it's a great size and much thicker than I expected but I'm definitely not complaining. I think I may keep going up in size :)
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And one day we can't wait to hear about your heroic journey climbing the Mt. Everest of dildos.