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Exceeded my expectations!!
It arrived way earlier than expected, the product was in great condition AND it feels like the real thing. The veins and softness is amazing! Definitely recommended!!
Wow!
Original item lost by post office. Great customer service. The customer went above and beyond. As for the produce review... my girlfriend said it felt amazing. It’s a tad on the large side in girth. She could handle a bit of it around 3 “ or so. Not for beginners!!! It looks like the old- fashioned John Holmes movies from back in the 70’s.
Wow
Amazing product
Holy Big Toy!
This thing is massive! The picture is a little misleading. The toy is huge! Still working on it slowly, but it’s amazing! Definitely for pros
Ah-mazing!
This item look and feels so real! The minute I opened the package and it fell into my hands, my jaw dropped in awe. Never in my life have I ever seen such a realistic toy. The texture of the material is extremely soft, and it feels very much like the real thing.
Not for beginners
No amateur should be allowed near this toy. Highly recommended for those with a lot of experience.
Satisfying
This is device is for the beginner or advanced players. Warning this product may be addictive
Thicker than expected
WAY THICK! More than expected. This product will not be used
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Looks great. Feels less than great.
Well I’ll start by setting the obvious. The size and shape are outstanding. Great thickness, length and shape. Love the head shape and how girthy it is top to bottom. Downsides, it’s stiff, realllly stiff. Thought these used to be much more pliable before? And the skin feel isn’t the softest/smoothest I’ve ever felt. Takes a ton of lube to make this thing glide smoothly which isn’t the end of the world but with vigorous use it’ll definitely cause some discomfort. Wife enjoyed it for sure but it took a bit to get used to. Not our biggest toy by far but one of the toughest to take. That’s kind of a bummer. Love how it looks and feels in hand but it’s up to her how much it’ll get used.
New best friend
All I can say is omfg. Can't put it down