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Durable
This thing is awesome. I was surprised at how durable it was, considering how cheap it was. I've used it for a few weeks now, and it's still going strong.
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Just because something's cheap doesn't mean it's low quality! It just means we love a good deal. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Be ready it's Huge
Took some getting use to and Still trying to master this cock size. After it's lubed up it goes slides in nicely and opens you up in no time!
Amazing cock
Amazing wife loves it
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Excited!!!
I'm really excited for this! It's my first toy, and I'm looking forward to using it with my partner.
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Whether you're playing solo or as a team, this toy will get you across the finish line. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Ahhhhhh
The girth of this dildo is so perfect, it's sturdy yet flexible, it's head so easy to manage at the beginning of playtime.
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You know the review's about to be good when it starts with a moan. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Monster
This dildo is seriously amazing. A definite crowd pleaser.
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It pleases a whole crowd without getting tired or needing a break. Human partners rendered obsolete. ♥- Simpli Comedians
WOW
This thing is huge!
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Sometimes, bigger is better. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Going bigger
My husband and I talked about going bigger and it was totally worth it
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Good Quality
Over all product was very good quality. It was what I was expecting
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We're glad we could meat your sexpectations. :) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Looks great. Feels less than great.
Well I’ll start by setting the obvious. The size and shape are outstanding. Great thickness, length and shape. Love the head shape and how girthy it is top to bottom. Downsides, it’s stiff, realllly stiff. Thought these used to be much more pliable before? And the skin feel isn’t the softest/smoothest I’ve ever felt. Takes a ton of lube to make this thing glide smoothly which isn’t the end of the world but with vigorous use it’ll definitely cause some discomfort. Wife enjoyed it for sure but it took a bit to get used to. Not our biggest toy by far but one of the toughest to take. That’s kind of a bummer. Love how it looks and feels in hand but it’s up to her how much it’ll get used.
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We can tell by the size of your review that you like things long. Trust us- this girthquake is worth another try. ♥- Simpli Comedians