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Worth buying
I was a little apprehensive to buy this, but I'm so glad I did!
Simpli Pleasures
We're so proud of you for venturing out of your usual cum-fort zone. ♥
Does the job
I would say this isn't the best adult toy I've ever used, but it definitely gets the job done, if you know what I mean...
Simpli Pleasures
Five stars is five stars. It's clearly good enough. ;) ♥
One Star
Cheap and bad.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Tight, feels a little cheap.
This toy is very very tight and not very soft but usuable none the less. A decent buy.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Does the job.
Not the best toy but feels good for what it is. Pic is a little misleading. The black part is not plastic it is all one piece. Defiantly very tight but it feels so good.
Simpli Pleasures
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Good for the price
Well worth the price.
Simpli Pleasures
Plus, this thing pays for itself in orgasms. ♥- Simpli Comedians
No pleasure in using it
Disappointing
I was hoping I would like it, but unfortunately my penis won’t fit. So I tried, but I think it is men for men with average or small penises
Simpli Pleasures
Well, we're sorry to hear about the fact that this toy isn't the right fit. And we're jealous to hear the reason why. :wink: Someone from our team will be in touch soon to get you on the path to find the right toy sized for a king like yourself.
not pleasurable
no satisfaction , would not recommend to anyone
Simpli Pleasures
Thank you for posting your feedback. We’re proud to have a great collection of toys which we know you’d love, but we also understand that some of them might not work for you. The good news? We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Just reply to the email we've sent anytime. Looking forward to your reply so we can resolve the issue. Best, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Good
Great price
Simpli Pleasures
And even better Everything Else! ♥