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Great toy
Turn out the lights the anal sex is like the real thing. The penis is better than my lover/ feels more real than my lovers. Best thing is he (the toy) never said no was ready every time I wanted sex!!!!!!!
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Another thing that puts him cock and balls above the rest? He'll never forget your birthday. (He'll also never remember it, because he's an inanimate object) ♥- Simpli Comedians
WHew..............O M G!!! You would not believe IT!!!!
It Is............... H U G E!!!! USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! BUYERS BE WARE!!! FEELINGS OF EXTREME PLEASURE MAY ENSUE.... : ) : ) : )
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WOW. When it comes to sex toy reviews, the all caps say it all. And whatever the all caps don't cover, the smiley faces do. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Best practice toy ever!
I've been having a hard time fucking guys, but ever since I've gotten this, I practice a little before the real play, and my stamina has never been better!
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And whenever you don't feel like fucking guys, you can return to old faithful. Unlike the real thing, Mr. Pipedream is a quiet, reliable date. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Outstanding
This things is really heavy, extremely realistic and feels amazing. Highly recommended!
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When you wanna get hot and heavy, it helps when your toy is the latter. ♥- Simpli Comedians