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Sexpert.
I have recently. Started experimenting with masturbator and strokers. This is one is by far more superior than the more expensive ones. The only suggestion and or complaint I have. It could really use a cup or easy grip casing. If you have any lint? Oe inside pet. The outside gets very nasty. Everything sticks to.it. if you dont want to fuck it. Use it as a lint roller
Simpli Pleasures
"If you don't want to fuck it, use it as a lint roller." Versatility is so sexy, isn't it?
I promise you'll like this
I cant say enough about this thing. It will become your best friend and you will use it multiple times a week for sure. I´ve had mine for two years now, no complaints!
Simpli Pleasures
Our favorite kind of best friend is one with benefits. ;)
Great fit
I have a collection of toys, and I found that this one is my favorite. It doesn't smell as bad as some of the other ones, and feels great. It's easy to hide because it isn't too big, and it's also easy to clean.
Simpli Pleasures
"Not too big" and "doesn't smell as bad." Okaaaaay, we hear wedding bells!
Personal fave
Handy little toy. My favorite right now. Rips at the mouth corners really easy and you can clean it easily. Feels great, soft to touch.
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Our 'personal fave' kind of review is hearing we've made it to the top of your sex toy wankings. We meant RANKINGS. Well, both.
Impressed
This thing is pretty cool. I was hesitant at first to try it for the price, but I'm glad that I got it. It really does work decently.
Simpli Pleasures
We're proud of you for taking the hump of faith on this one- it's decadent spice for a steal of a price.
All good
I really like this product. I know what everyone says about it, but I’ve had it for a year and a half and I’m on 2nd toy. I love it.
Simpli Pleasures
We can't wait for you to come see us again for your 3rd. ;)
Nice purchase
Explosive and very enjoyable.
Simpli Pleasures
In the interest of customer safety we'd like to clarify: the orgasms you'll experience with this toy will be explosive. The toy itself is not. Perfectly travel-safe.
Soft & Jelly Like
It is very useful and does the job to massage as you masterbate. It does need another upgrade to making the shaft chamber longer and more durable instead of too jelly like.It needs some stiffness to it.
Simpli Pleasures
A longer shaft chamber, you say? Lucky you.
No words
Unbelievable. It was the most amazing Sensation and glides . Tingle tingle tingle
Simpli Pleasures
Simpli: we make your dingle tingle.
Great toy
Great want to order another one
Simpli Pleasures
We’re ready for round two if you are.