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China jello cup
Cheaply made, noisy, made for a "smaller member", " the stroking motion" is exaggerated , just imagine a half eaten jello cup spinning around your member, annoying and boring. Dont waste your money.
Dissatisfied
I'm very dissatisfied with this product. I waited almost a month for it to be delivered when it was supposed to be delivered in a week. It was completely the opposite item then they sent the correct item 2 days later for it to be junk. Doesn't work at all. The company won't make it rite. I would give it a zero star rating but since I have to give it at least 1 star that's all it gets
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OK
SIMPLIPLEASURES shipped my item and I got it really quick. I was not happy with item. It slowed down when you use it. They could make it deeper. Also its the openings are not as soft as the fleshlights even using lubes. It does not stick really well with the suction device and the device that holds a cell phone or tablet will always fall off. So I recommend purchasing something else.
POS
POS, It might be alright if you are 4 inches long and small diameter, it came with no charging cord and no idea where to plug it in. It was a wasted money. Use your hand or find a knot hole. I would give a 1/2 star if i could.
Underpowered, cheap, noisey device for small penises.
Awfully underpowered. Cheaply made. Noisey as all hell. It's made for smaller penises (the people who gave it 4-5stars). Waste of money if you are over 3in and quarter (25¢ coin) size girth.
For smaller size men, buyer beware!
It should state somewhere that this is intended for men of smaller size. The actuator was unable to move at all on me which means it is 100% un-usable. Having just been divorced and not in a place to think about dating, I thought this would be a good investment. It turned out to be a $125 paperweight.
Four Stars
Definitely fun
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This thing feels great! Intense orgasms
This thing feels great! Intense orgasms! Definitely worth the money. Just writing this makes me want to get the hell out of work and use it. It can't compare to a bj or a hj. But it's better than using your own hands.
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This toy is perfect if you need a job done beyond the mere human limits of 'blow' and 'hand.' Technology is amazing, isn't it? ♥- Simpli Comedians
Stimulus package
Intense stimulation. 10 patterns. 5 speeds each. 7" very enjoyable.
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YES
Works well, and a lot of fun! WOW, intense orgasms!!! I wish the tube was a about a half inch longer, and it had better pumping / thrusting action, but all in all it feels great and delivers!
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