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Are made up???
The product I ordered was not at all what I expected. The day it came I tried it out and Immediately contacted them. They did give me a credit but not a refund since it was not over $300. I'm very hesitant on placing another order because I'm not sure the reviews on the product I ordered were true and accurate. There was one review I think was true but the rest I think are made up. I will have to give it much thought if I want to add to my credit hoping there isn't a time frame to use it or lose it . I can say they did respond quickly.
not bad, but noisy
The suction on this pump doesn't work unless the vibe is turned on, and beware - this one is a LOUD motor! does the trick, but next time I might look into a higher priced, better quality unit.
Purple pump
The item was not useful. Once the top was taken off it wouldn’t go back on. I wouldn’t recommend this item.
Worst toy I bought
This thing has no suction cheaply made absolutely waste of money
Great
Wonderful exciting
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Four Stars
Could have a little more suction .
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You know the toy is good when the only con is that it doesn't suck enough. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
???
Not really sure what to say about this product. You can only feel the suction if you pump and release, pump and release. You can't hardly feel the vibrations, but with what little suction there is and vibration you make the best of it I guess. I would not recommend this product for those who really like to have that extra excitement. The product is not junk it just doesn't give off any power you would hope for. I was so excited to try it out and when I did I was pretty bummed. The product showed up much faster than expected..so they do have fast shipping, just not best of choice of this particular product.
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please kindly check your inbox as we've reached out to you with a solution to improve your customer experience. Kind regards, Maria | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
too loud and too hot
I can't get good suction with this thing and it's super loud and it gets really hot. I'm not happy with it.
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please kindly check your inbox as we've reached out to you with a solution to improve your customer experience. Kind regards, Maria | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Experimenting is key!
I know this product has a lot of bad reviews, however I didn't let that stop me for trying it out myself. I think it depends on whether your looking to enlarge or just have "light pump play" as another reviewer put it, is whether or not your going to enjoy it. This is definitely a light pump play. My first time using it I used the cover without the teeth, and the suction wasn't to great. So I decided to experiment with it, I took off the cover and the suction was perfect. It definitely gave me the stronger suction I was looking for. I did pumps 30 -40 between each other. There is a release valve it pinches you or begins to hurt. I did notice like another reviewer said when use lubricants with the cover it doesn't suction. However I used a female stimulating gel, and no cover and the suction was perfect, after I put the cover on with the teeth and used the vibrator and pumped and let's just say I enjoyed it very much. Definitely don't use this product without lubrication if use it without a cover. I would lubricate the outside rim so it stays in place. The vibrator is loud but I think it's because of the plastic. I just put a pillow between my legs and I was good. Lol. Or wait till no one is home...if you live with someone besides your spouse or partner. It's very strong with new battery's in it. Over all I enjoyed this product! The 4 stars is for: The suction with out the cover The strong vibrator The cover with the teeth Not 5 stars because I won't be using one of the covers. Experimenting with products will help you think outside the box and hopefully find pleasure. Especially with this product...
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love it
OMG!! i didnt know they made anything that felt like realy being licked till you cant handle it and squirm all over cus it feels to good until the baby. my husband bot it for me so i could have some fun wall he is over seas on deployment . and wow !!! im hooked i love it it feels like he is there doing it . like the real thing . evry woman on earth should have one of these
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We wish we could give every woman on earth one of these, but we've gotta make 'em pay for it in the meantime. Gotta keep the dildo machines a-runnin'. ♥- Simpli Comedians