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Excellent
Best in quality and price.
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And don't forget design. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Cracked
The tube was cracked upon arrival. It’s a waste of money to buy this cylinder.
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Mary | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Defective do not order this item
This item cracked for no reason this item and all cylinders from size matters are defective the place where the hole is drilled and tapped causes stress and will crack
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Mary | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Dont buy this product.
This product is poorly manufactured. The plastic is thin and crack near the hose connection
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Mary | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
good price
just as advertised
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There's a reason we advertise all of our toys as top-of-the-line. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Made it work without additional proprietary parts.
After removing the built in valve, I got what I wanted in the first place, so what would have been a zero or one rating went up to a three. The width is about perfect. (If you go too large, other more sensitive parts get pulled in also.) Turns out that one of the suction cups I had for "other reasons" were ideal. I didn't even need to add any sealant, which helped with safety concerns.
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Woah. You're like the MacGyver of sex toys. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Working great
Already fills up...have to upsize
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Be careful braggin' about your size on here, we've got some rabidly horny customers. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Read this before selection
I've had cylinders 2 inches in diameter for years. I would use it for 30 minutes at a time, my balls kept getting sucked in the cylinder along with my penis. I thought the narrow 1.75 cylinder would resolve this issue. It has very good suction. good connection to my pump. First time I used it for 30 minutes was an unexpected result in blistering on the head of my penis. Ouch. PS I tried cleaning the cylinder immediately after using it becomes cloudy with regular hand lotion and doesn't clean up .
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Gift
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And we assume you gave it one star because it's NUMBER one? ♥- Simpli Comedians
my dick is
Soooo Big now!! looks like a babys arm with an apple in its fist
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An apple a day helps the baby arm sway. ♥- Simpli Comedians