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Size Matters PenisCylinders

hand-crafted penis pump

Size Matters PenisCylinders | hand-crafted penis pump

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Features

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Description

Each cylinder is hand crafted and made of the finest, industrial strength crystal clear acrylics. The cylinders are tapered toward the top to match the natural anatomy of your penis for maximum comfort.

No gaskets are required. Each cylinder contains a state-of-the-art air valve which allows for quick and easy disconnection from the pump while maintaining pressure within the cylinder.

Most men will require the 2 inch diameter cylinder. If your equipment is leaning towards small we recommend the 1.75 diameter cylinder. Likewise, if your above average the 2.25 cylinder would be your choice. Each cylinder measures 9 inches in total length. Cylinders are sold in single units.

Specifications

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Key Benefits

  • Hand-crafted, industrial strength acrylics ensure durability and long-lasting use.
  • Tapered design for maximum comfort and a natural fit.
  • No gaskets needed thanks to state-of-the-art air valves.
  • Multiple cylinder sizes available to fit your unique "equipment."
  • 9 inch total length for plenty of pumpin' pleasure.

Order Over The Phone

Talk to one of our customer care specialists and take your order over the phone. Just dial 1-800-918-6308 and reference the following product number: JC3499175

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Customer Reviews
2.8 Based on 16 Reviews
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J
25 Mar 2021
John

Excellent

Best in quality and price.

19 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

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P
25 Nov 2020
PJfromBama

Cracked

The tube was cracked upon arrival. It’s a waste of money to buy this cylinder.

29 May 2021

Simpli Pleasures

Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Mary | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com

PR
14 Sep 2020
Patrick R.

Defective do not order this item

This item cracked for no reason this item and all cylinders from size matters are defective the place where the hole is drilled and tapped causes stress and will crack

29 May 2021

Simpli Pleasures

Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Mary | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com

A
13 Aug 2020
Anonymous

Dont buy this product.

This product is poorly manufactured. The plastic is thin and crack near the hose connection

29 May 2021

Simpli Pleasures

Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Mary | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com

A
05 Aug 2020
Anonymous

good price

just as advertised

19 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

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DP
08 Jul 2020
Dolph P.

Made it work without additional proprietary parts.

After removing the built in valve, I got what I wanted in the first place, so what would have been a zero or one rating went up to a three. The width is about perfect. (If you go too large, other more sensitive parts get pulled in also.) Turns out that one of the suction cups I had for "other reasons" were ideal. I didn't even need to add any sealant, which helped with safety concerns.

19 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

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TB
23 Apr 2020
Tracy B.

Working great

Already fills up...have to upsize

19 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

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SI
01 Jan 2020
Stephen i.

Read this before selection

I've had cylinders 2 inches in diameter for years. I would use it for 30 minutes at a time, my balls kept getting sucked in the cylinder along with my penis. I thought the narrow 1.75 cylinder would resolve this issue. It has very good suction. good connection to my pump. First time I used it for 30 minutes was an unexpected result in blistering on the head of my penis. Ouch. PS I tried cleaning the cylinder immediately after using it becomes cloudy with regular hand lotion and doesn't clean up .

29 May 2021

Simpli Pleasures

Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com

W
10 Nov 2019
Warstainer

Gift

Gift

19 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

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MD
25 Oct 2019
michael D.

my dick is

Soooo Big now!! looks like a babys arm with an apple in its fist

19 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

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