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Best in quality and price.
And don't forget design. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Already fills up...have to upsize
Be careful braggin' about your size on here, we've got some rabidly horny customers. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Excellent quality and fit. Always go a step larger than you might think. There will be expansion
Personal growth is awesome, especially when it happens below the belt. ♥- Simpli Comedians
For those curious about the coupler: It's removable/replaceable (not glued in place). It's got a metric M10-1.0 thread, which screws directly into threads that have been tapped into the acrylic cylinder, with the seal maintained by a single 10mm ID o-ring between the exterior of the cylinder and the body of the coupler. If you want to reuse the coupler for a DIY pumping device, you'll need to tap the appropriate threads or purchase an M10.10 nut (which will likely be driven by a 15mm socket). By the time you're likely to need to replace the coupler, you'll probably be bored with this toy and looking for a larger cylinder anyway. (Look into the Bullmaster line.)
just as advertised
There's a reason we advertise all of our toys as top-of-the-line. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Soooo Big now!! looks like a babys arm with an apple in its fist
An apple a day helps the baby arm sway. ♥- Simpli Comedians
After removing the built in valve, I got what I wanted in the first place, so what would have been a zero or one rating went up to a three. The width is about perfect. (If you go too large, other more sensitive parts get pulled in also.) Turns out that one of the suction cups I had for "other reasons" were ideal. I didn't even need to add any sealant, which helped with safety concerns.
Woah. You're like the MacGyver of sex toys. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Awesome
Couldn't have said it awesomer ourselves. ♥- Simpli Comedians
I've had cylinders 2 inches in diameter for years. I would use it for 30 minutes at a time, my balls kept getting sucked in the cylinder along with my penis. I thought the narrow 1.75 cylinder would resolve this issue. It has very good suction. good connection to my pump. First time I used it for 30 minutes was an unexpected result in blistering on the head of my penis. Ouch. PS I tried cleaning the cylinder immediately after using it becomes cloudy with regular hand lotion and doesn't clean up .
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broke on first use
Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item broke. Although we are very confident in the quality of products we list on our site, this does unfortunately happen from time to time. We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary| Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
is what if is
It's like that saying: the best way to get over an 'eh' sex toy is to get under another. ;) Our customer care team will reach out to help you get the proper bang for your buck. ♥- Simpli Comedians
The tube was cracked upon arrival. It’s a waste of money to buy this cylinder.
Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Mary | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
This item cracked for no reason this item and all cylinders from size matters are defective the place where the hole is drilled and tapped causes stress and will crack
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This product is poorly manufactured. The plastic is thin and crack near the hose connection
Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Mary | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Gift
And we assume you gave it one star because it's NUMBER one? ♥- Simpli Comedians
Cracked/broke day one
Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item broke. Although we are very confident in the quality of products we list on our site, this does unfortunately happen from time to time. We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary| Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
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