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Wonderful
I thought the suction was great. Very tight fitting which is better than lose lol
Simpli Pleasures
It sucks soo much which is why it's great.
Disappointing Head
My wife helped me with it. No enjoyment from the suction portion at all. The vibrator eventually made me cum but had to ride my shaft with her hand and it was to difficult even with excessive lube. Me first trying to slide it was nearly impossible. Only way it worked is she held it still and I fucked it. Kinda defeats the whole purpose. What a waste of money.
Simpli Pleasures
We really appreciate that you've shared your feedback with us. We try our best to make sure our product assortment has been curated for everyone and everybody, sometimes things just aren’t a perfect fit. However - it's unacceptable for us to have disappointed customers. If you give us a chance, we intend to make this right and hope you respond to the email we've sent. Warmly, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
It doesn't work.
I charged it and turned it on. It lasted for about a minute, and then it stopped. I charged it again, but it wouldn't turn on. I am so disappointed. I would recommend that you not buy this product.
My 2 cents
I like the machine just wish you made different sleeves to go in it , I have a flesh light and the sleeve has way more ridges in it which makes it feel better. If you could make a sleeve with more ridges inside this would be the number 1male toy! And different sleeves would give us variety!
Simpli Pleasures
In the meantime, better buy and test a variety of male toys to make EXTRA sure this one’s your fave.