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Buckle your seat belts boys, this sucker is going to launch you.
I was a little worried about the size of the head when I pulled it out of the box, but plenty of lube, some patience, and on concentrating on relaxing and it was in. This thing feels amazing once inserted, and paired with a good masturbation sleeve, WOWZA. Once you start getting close, thrust or hips or grab the loop on it and jiggle it a little and HOLY COW!! Might want to strap yourself to the bed so you don't fall out. The only reason I only gave it 4 stars is because I can only imagine what this sucker would do to a guy if it had a vibrator in it. Other than that, look no further, you gotta get one of these!!
It's alright and all, just nothing ok special. ...
It's alright and all, just nothing ok special. The handle is very flimsy, but I can still work around that when using it manually.
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Three Stars
Doesn't quite reach, and not stiff enough for solo use
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Five Stars
Okay
Five Stars
Perfect, gives a lot of satisfaction and is safe
Four Stars
Good product
Toy built for beginners, but needs experience to get it to work.
Very soft, very comfortable, maybe not big enough for maximum effect. The main problem is how "floppy" it is. It seems to shift left-and-right really easily, so it doesn't like staying pressed forward and putting pressure where it needs to all the time. You need to have the muscle control to use this. Edit: Unfortunately, we've noticed another property: This toy does absorbs smells more than other silicone toys.
not worthy
On the small side. Hard to insert. Base is flimsy. Save your money and buy something else.
Four Stars
let's just say "WOW"
Three Stars
It need to be a little more firm
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