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Nipples - yes please!
I really enjoy this product. They are simple, they work well and provide the suction I want without a lot of hassle. They are a bit larger than I thought they would be, but that kind of just adds to the fun IMO. Also, if you get the open end a little moist (lick it) before putting them on it seems to seal them to your skin a bit better. I plan to use them often before I go on cam for an extra 'boost'.
Great Suction
Awesome product stays on very well even when flicked. The way they are designed allows you to choose how much they suck. It works much like a pipette where the more air you squeeze out the more suction you get. I have loved the product and so has my girlfriend. It also will create suction in other places as well such as the neck or buttock. ;-)
Dig it
Simple and effective. Well worth the six bucks.
Amazing
These are study and have some great suction. I am hooked.
Warming them up in a cup of warm or hot water makes them more useful.
Will work. Warming them up in a cup of warm or hot water makes them more useful.
Not what I expected at all- NOT in a good way
I thought these were the sucking kind but I guess not and that's pretty whack.
Three Stars
These kinda hurt.
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OK
They work but there are better.
Worked great when they stayed on....
Sometimes they would stay on and then sometimes they would fall off. When they stayed on they worked really well and i enjoyed them.
Little on the large side
Much larger than expected or necessary unless you're looking to create udder teets.
Two Stars
nothing special
nipple toy
the product was hard and uncomfortable
Disappointing
These were awkward, didn’t stay on, never got any suction at all.
Simpli Pleasures
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suckers
these actually do nothing, there is nothing exotic about them, might as well just take rubber tubing you buy at the hardware store
UNUSABLE
These are so rigid, I can't even compress them to create suction. They're also very large in diameter and length. Walls of plastic are too thin. If I'd been able to create suction, they would have cut into my skin. If anyone from California Exotics ever reads product reviews... -Chose a different material with lower durometer. Silicone would be fabulous. -Change your mold: - Walls need to be thicker so they don't cut into skin, and to promote better suction. - Reduce diameter, then length. There are plenty of products on the market that suction nipple AND aerola. People buy nipple suckers because they want suction ONLY on the nipples. A smaller, stouter, silicone sucker....I've never seen one but certainly would buy it. But, shoppers, don't buy this. It's impossible to use unless you strength train your hands and have alligator skin.
So So
Mediocre at best.
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Hard Plastic and not fun
Never stayed on and are made of stiff plastic. Kinda unusable within active play or even foreplay