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This item wasn’t like pictures yes same color but size and feeling wasn’t the same but what can u do
Multitalented and impressively versatile.
Blu’ Gloe (as he has been named at our house) gets a perfect score because, not only are all the product description claims absolutely correct, my wife and I have discovered some truly impressive attributes, secret talents, and abilities. We have seen Blu’ Gloe execute the following amazing tasks, stunts, tricks, maneuvers etc.: ➡️ Performed a 1 1/2 Gainer w/ a Twist dive in the shower with the water one, at a height of 5ft and completely stuck the landing. ➡️ Shot out of a cannon gun at 3am in the morning, at Full Glow, wearing a Super Hero Cape and did 3 Full Flips and AGAIN completely stuck the landing. This time right in my wife’s hands, sticking STRAIGHT UP. ➡️ DJ at an Epic Rave wearing a cape. Combine these talents with legendary skills in the “Get Busy” arena and yeah…it’s a well deserved 5 Star rating for fella.
Simpli Pleasures
Not all heroes wear capes, but good to know this one found one that fits! Glad to hear this impressive specimen has put on such a show for you. The only thing better than sticking the land is dicking it! The logical next step is he'll have to jump on a motorcycle and launch himself over the Grand Canyon! Until then, stay busy!
Firm and Soft!
This dildo is definitely soft to the touch but strong and lifelike! It definitely has an added value with the strong suction cup too. Definitely a fun filled time and highly recommend !!
Impressive and diverse skills and talents!
Blu’ Gloe (as he has been named at our house) gets a perfect score because, not only are all the product description claims absolutely correct, my wife and I have discovered some truly impressive attributes, secret talents, and abilities. We have seen Blu’ Gloe execute the following amazing tasks, stunts, tricks, maneuvers etc.: ➡️ Performed a 1 1/2 Gainer w/ a Twist dive in the shower with the water one, at a height of 5ft and completely stuck the landing. ➡️ Shot out of a cannon gun at 3am in the morning, at Full Glow, wearing a Super Hero Cape and did 3 Full Flips and AGAIN completely stuck the landing. This time right in my wife’s hands, sticking STRAIGHT UP. ➡️ DJ at an Epic Rave wearing a cape. Combine these talents with legendary skills in the “Get Busy” arena and yeah…it’s a well deserved 5 Star rating for fella.
Amazing
Just amazing feel and the suction cup really holds well. Worth of every penny!
Simpli Pleasures
This toy can really stick to it, huh?
the dual density is life-changing
soft on the outside, hard on the inside! feels super realistic, especially with the shape of the toy, and the veins add sensation without being obtrusive. everything about this is ~just~ right. haven't tried out the suction yet but i totally recommend this if you're looking for a lifelike middle-ground between soft & hard toys!
Simpli Pleasures
We call this the Goldilocks toy. Not because you have to fight three bears to get it, but because it's "just right."
Dual Density C–ck with Balls
At 7.5” inches it’s a good length and the thickness is dood too. The firm core holds up while keeping a very lifelike putter feel.
Satisfied
Very nice love the texture, nice and soft .
not 7.5 it’s 5.5
It was great to use just disappointed about the size