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Almost as good as the real thing
Love the fact that it can be reversed and used either way. Feels amazing. Also easy clean up a plus.
Simpli Pleasures
All the pleasure of the real thing, none of the pesky socializing. ♥
Sticky Lil Thang
I enjoy using this on my partner. What a lovely time. The only complaint we have is that once it’s cleaned, it will stick to any and everyone hair known to mankind. So it’s difficult to store and keep clean. Have to clean and then use right after.
Storks to 5
Man idk where to start it’s great I’ve used it a few times and my fiancé used it on me as well that’s why it stroked a 5 star rating
Simpli Pleasures
When people say, "Different strokes for different folks," they're actually talking about this toy.
Ulraskyn masterbator review
It's amazing! Definitely feels great, easy to clean and more than fun to use with someone else as well
Simpli Pleasures
When you use it with someone else you can always refer to it as a mastOURbator.
Doesn't Do Much for Me
As the title says, it does not do much for me. Attempted to use it with both sides (reversible) and it didn't help. Would pass on this.
Four stars
It didn't fit me very well, but I liked how it felt inside me!
Simpli Pleasures
We applaud your creativity. You put the 'master' in masturbator. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Awesome gift
Great gift for a bachelor party. I'm sure he'll love it. Probably.
Simpli Pleasures
Oh, he will. ;) ♥
Great stuff
First, let me tell you about my husband: he's demanding, impatient, and likes things done his way or he'll throw a fit. This stuff? Oh yeah, he'll throw a fit all right.
Simpli Pleasures
Your husband sounds like a real jerk-off who needs a real jerk off. This thing's perfect. ♥
it's alright
It’s kinda alright. I don’t know how long it’ll last though. I’ll probably need to buy another one soon.
Simpli Pleasures
It'll last quite a while, but better buy another just in case. ;) ♥
Drives him crazy
First off, let me say that my hubby is pretty damn picky. But this toy drives him wild with pleasure!
Simpli Pleasures
Simpli Pleasures: the picky husband's pick. ♥- Simpli Comedians