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it's a bit too tight, and the glow in the dark feature is not discreet.
TL;DR Over all as a massager for the tip of your member, it's an ok toy, but don't expect it to be comfortable for the entire shaft, and the glow feature is annoying when trying to hide it. So I've been using this toy for a couple of years now, and overall the toy itself is ok at best, but here's my reasoning why. If you're longer than 5 inches, you'll be lacking that feeling of being able to fully penetrate anything, and on cold nights, having the tip of your member hit cold air is a bit of a mood killer, and two, if you're larger than 1.5 width wise, it is tight, and down right unpleasant to use, this is better off as an insert to a fifi using a towel than it is as a main stroker, and I mean, It's more enjoyable when you're barely able to penetrate the toy and use it more to massage the head than the entire shaft. I've had a problem with this item being way too tight on my member and it causing a vein to be agitated and swell which leaves me out of commission for any fun times which is an annoyance. and down right painful because it feels like i've been stroking with a death grip like back in the old days when I had no idea what I was doing. Also, the glow in the dark function is terrible when trying to be discreet and accidentally lay it out, I've had family members walk into my room after I've just turned off the light after pre prepping my toy for a nightly session to see this thing glowing like a chunk of uranium from fallout, this thing is bright and very hard to miss, and not easy to explain away unless you say it's actually just a dog toy, but we'll keep that a secret between you and I.
Worst
Not good, save your money and use your hand!!
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It's great!
It's great!
Wonderful
Feels great, easy to hold when things get slippery! Easy to clean, dry and store. Great toy!
Great product, just beware the smell
This is a great sleeve that feels very good. The different sides allow for 2 different feels, although it is a bit awkward to hold when using the small end. Otherwise it is a great toy, especially for the price. This product does have a very sweet, almost overbearing smell. It has not caused any issues for me, but if you are sensitive to smells or are trying to keep this toy very discreet, this may not be the toy for you. I have noticed most products of this material, at least from Doc Johnson, have this smell.
tight
It was Ok but overall not something i was into trying more than twice, just what it is is all.
Good
Its a bit tiny, but works
Easy cleanup and great value
Easy to clean for quick use. While probably not what you want when enjoying a long wank, this bad boy is great for nocking a quick one off before a shower or bed. Great value for a durable product.
Only if u got half a dick
Too small
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Feels good and lasted a long time
I've owned a lot of male masturbate rs. This one has lasted longer than any of the others, fits in my hand. Easy to clean, tight but thats ok. The inside is ribbed but not too harsh. Highly recommend for solo and couples.