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The pro and cons.
So let me go through my pro and cons list with this toy: Pros: 1. CUTE! Looks exactly like the picture... adorable. 2. The bullet part is SO STRONG... to those reviewers saying it wasn't enough for you... you must have a titanium vagina or something. The lowest setting is enough for me... the high is overkill. 3. You can wear this bullet! And the butterfly casing is not so thick that you can't feel it. 4. One size fits MOST. The straps are adjustable (similar to bra straps) so it could fit a 100-200 pound female. 5. Packaging did not look like a sex toy was in the mail. 6 Arrived the estimated day of delivery. 7. Comes with 2 batteries. (I only tested one, assuming the other one works) 8. WIRELESS! Complete little bullet that is battery powered. Looking at another review they thought wireless meant remote controlled... um I though remote controlled meant remote controlled.... So no remote for those wondering, just a bullet with a battery. Cons: 1. What type of batteries are these?!?! No clue, once I need to replace that might be difficult. 2. Changing the batteries is a bit difficult. You have to pull the whole bullet out of the sleeve. And then when you're putting it back in the butterfly sleeve you'll prob turn it on a couple times. Works well with solo play! Was able to use other toys along with (wink wink). Cannot wait to try it with my man. The only reason I would consider not buying again would be because the batteries are a special kind (No idea what they will cost for replacement), so you might want to shop around for a bullet that takes A, AA, OR AAA, for ease. But for the price (I paid $12), definitely a cute little bullet with sleeve.
Take the Good With the Bad
So I ordered this product for the wife and thought we would really enjoy it. Our reaction, so far, has been mixed and we have taken the good with the bad on this item. The good: It does really look great when the straps are finally adjusted and everything is in place. The silicone "butterfly" (looks more like a hummingbird to me) is really soft, which makes the vibration very stimulating. It also has three settings of intensity that can be adjusted by pressing the button on the "tail" of the device. If it is positioned just right, get ready for some fireworks. The bad: As other reviewers note, this product is not activated via remote (though it does technically operate without wires = wireless?) That brings us to the second issue - batteries. Our unit had dead batteries out of the box, requiring me to head to the store to get more. Once they were replaced everything worked fine as far as vibration was concerned. A few weeks later and we are still using the same batteries, so I cannot verify other reviewers' experiences with the machine "eating" batteries. There was one other sad note for the item - trying to retrieve the vibration unit from the silicone "butterfly" required me to do a little damage to the silicone shell. It was just a small little tear, but I do worry that the next time I go to change the batteries it will get a little bigger (requiring us to replace the unit over time). My verdict on this one is mixed. There are limits to what the product offers, but if a standard battery-powered bullet vibrator costs around $8.00, then I consider it worth the extra money to offer my wife some comfort from the soft silicone case that helps to target the pleasure spots on her body.
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Nice toy
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good toy
it gets her off that is why you buy this what more to say it is a great buy make her scream
Worth the Money
Works great, feels better than great. Worth every bit of money you spend on the product. Great way to spice things up in the bedroom with your husband.
great for any woman of any size!
I am a big girl and these straps fit comfortably on me! I loved this toy until the battery died. It has watch batteries and those are not always the easiest to replace. I wish it had different batteries but as for the toy, I am a very pleased customer.
Wonderful Gift
My husband bought this for me and we love this item. Serves its purpose. We were suprised how fast it came! Great purchse and we will buy from this seller again!
Fun while it lasted...
The bullet died after about two minutes. Put in the second set of batteries that came with it, still wouldn't work. It's a piece of junk.
Not satisfied
My experience with this toy was not a very good one since it was hands-free another and not the one that I need it Batteries finished too fast I was unable to finish my sauce and I got very unsatisfied with your toy I’m gonna go ahead and order a different one one that is not hands-free so that I could be able to control myself and be able to use it the way I want to use it hopefully on my next toy that I’m ordering now I got a bit experience on
Secret fun
Like that it can be worn under clothes discretely. battery life short. Needs a little more movement while in use. Instructions on how to put it on would be helpful. Fun but more of a teaser!
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