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The pump for the job
While some pumps have shoddy "pump bulbs" and do not give decent or long-lasting suction, this one's trigger pump did the job... and I noticed a 600% size/length increase upon use. I will report back after a few months/weeks of use to share whether or not any permanent enlargement is achieved. Note: the use of a penis ring/band will help maintain the erection, but one must not use one that is too large, else what is achieved through pumping is quickly lost..
Simpli Pleasures
600% size/length increase, 100% satisfaction, 5 stars... that's some math we can get behind!
Penis Pump
Works just like it's supposed to just need a wife that wants sex!
Simpli Pleasures
We don't have one of those on our website, but we do have enough sex toys to help you forget that you don't have one!
I already knew this was great...
This was a re-purchase as my former one broke, so re-purchasing should say all that needs to be said.
Simpli Pleasures
It's like the old saying: if it ain't broke, don't fix it. If it is, order another one of the same from Simpli Pleasures.
one word-baby oil
just like most products, lubrication is very important ... i've been this product for ever a week, and i've still not seen any change in my member size or girth, if u apply baby oil(which is the cheapest and the best lubricant),no need for expensive lubricants, it does stick to your skin for as long as you want it to... other people, who bough this product wrote, in their reviews, that this product does not do what its suppose to do, but it will stick for as long as you want, if u just apply baby oil to the rubber and to your memeber, make sure, you apply the right pressure, not too much or u will damage the sensitive tiny blood capillaries, that supply blood to your memeber,
Simpli Pleasures
Safety first... Giant dong second!
Very good
I am very happy with those result I have ! Just 3 week I got 1/2 inch and any time I am ready
Simpli Pleasures
You gained 1/2 an inch, and we gained a whole happy customer. It was a pleasure doing pleasure with you!
Max Result penis Pump
This was my first pump. It was very easy to use. Gained a whole in by pumping, but I do t have a ring to hold it. Also had some increase in girth. I would suggest not pumping too hard and keeping it pumped for a few minutes before release and pumping again, then massaging and repeat. Reason I didn't give a perfect score is it would be nice to have a pressure gauge, so you can know what your perfect pump is. Delivery was discreet as well. I would definitely recommend. With continued use you can most likely gain at least an inch, possibly permanently!
First time - Worth it
My first time using a pump and I’m glad I bought it! It’s pretty fun to use when you get used to it. Pumping up my dick from nothing to full size was shocking at first. Definitely recommend looking up how to use it properly before getting started because apparently a lot of people end up injuring themselves. That’s an area I’m not willing to mess up, so I googled proper use for best results and you get some good info. Other than that, this is a good product! Recommend
Simpli Pleasures
We know 'directions' and 'proper protocol' don't sound sexy, but you've gotta read the directions for lasting erections. You said it: 'Worth it.'
Worked like a charm.
Received my order yesterday and I must say that this tool really works. I was a little cautious at first because i never used this before, but It is a wild piece of equipment.
Simpli Pleasures
Striking innovation of this caliber can be frightening at first if you know not how to wield it. That's why these enhanced erections come with advanced directions.
Great price!
Dose what it's supposed to, but takes a while to achieve results! This is a great buy! Don't bother spending more in other more expensive pumps. Why waste money when results will be the same. The seal is a great fit, and is still like new after several months!
Simpli Pleasures
The Optimum Series Pump: Maximum results, minimal damage to your wallet. Simpli perfect. :)
Outstanding
The vacuum is amazing. It definitely gets your blood flowing in the right direction
Simpli Pleasures
Great vacuum, just don't try using it on the carpet. We learned that the hard way.