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Welp... The jury is out on this one...
Hey guys! These pumps work. This is my 3rd. I outgrew the first 7" pump that I purchased. Got a 10" and eventually out girthed it. This pump has girth! Let's face it. Lots of length wont happen without surgery. But, girth... this will do it. I would NOT recommend this for smaller fellas. You could hurt yourself if you aren't packing 7-9" already.
Not for the average guy
Could not get a good seal without a lot of effort. They need to offer different sized openings and how exactly do you get the cock ring on without losing the vacuum. You can only use two fingers to use the pump.
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Hi Michael, Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise, we will definitely make things right for you! Please kindly check your inbox as we've reached out to you with a solution to improve your customer experience. Kind regards, Angelica | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Gets me "pumped" for any occasion. : )
I enjoyed it. Until I out grew it.
Super
Good
Five Stars
great
Big if you like it!
nice unit, but way too big for me width wise. there is no way I am going to get my slim shaft to grow THAT much btw, hand trigger rubs my fingers raw after extended use and it also broke after 3 months of use.
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Hi visionlessone, Thanks for taking the time to leave us a review. We will send you a personal email to get this straightened out for you. Please let us know if we can be of any further assistance. Kind regards, Angelica | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Strong suction! Be careful! Read about safety online.
Def does what its intended to do. Bought for a fetish play date with partner. Good manufacturing, durable.
Three Stars
OK
Three Stars
does job.
One Star
didnt work