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Omg... like seriously, omg!
I feel the need to tell people about this thing. But you can’t exactly go up to random strangers and be like hey you should buy this vibrator. It’s amazing. Nor can you just slip it into conversation with friends or colleagues. But it’s friggin amazing. I made sounds I didn’t think were possible. I used to think I made little high pitched breathy sounds when I orgasmed. Not with this thing. With this thing my little lady like orgasms became huge heart stopping events where I made guttural straining choking noises and heard my blood rushing in my ears. It gave me leg cramps it was that intense. Afterwards I laid in bed repeating omg omg omg omg. If you have a vulva, you should buy this.
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Unreal
Fair warning, this produces whole-body orgasms that make my leg and butt muscles clench so tightly that they're sore the next day. Yes, honestly.
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Warning: Uses may result in a toned ass.
Great features and different power functions
I bought this a month ago and I absolutely love it!! It has different speeds and power functions and is great if you like things 'slow and nice' or if you want to 'kick things up a bit'. The charge on it lasts quite a while and I would recommend this one to anyone!! Love it!
Very effective
Pretty easy to discern how to use it. Will very quickly be able to tell if you're using it correctly! Lol. A little awkward and in the way if using it in conjunction with penetration but not impossible. Practice will help I'm sure.
Sooo unique
This toy is so unique. Probably the closest thing to a bath faucet sensation I have found (which is my favorite sensation ever!) It always makes me finish super fast. There is definitely a learning curve, and the toy can be a little loud, but it’s worth it for the orgasms. My only qualm is that sometimes when it gets near my labia it makes a loud noise that is a bit distracting. Because of this, I don’t use it with my partner very often, as the noise can take me out of the moment. Otherwise, the orgasms are seriously 10/10
she gone!
Gave this to her for her birthday, haven't seen her since!!!???
Love it!
Works like a charm! Can’t say enough good things about this small but mighty gadget!
Amazing pleasure
Unbelievabley good. Wish I had bought one years ago. Gets used daily.
Always a pleasure
This is the ultimate pleaser. It can be too much for some girls but with some patience and practice it can lead to astonishing orgasms
Great product
Great toy to play with .. amazing quality with a super nice vibration , different mode and vibration level