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Training Wheels
Alright guys, why do you want this? Yeah, you want him to stand up bigger, harder, and you want to last longer. Yep, these will do that. They work, they sure do work. But you've got to do something before you even think about putting these on. And you gotta practice with them. Shave man. Yeah, you've got to shave, not just the sack, but you've really got to get in around the sack, underneath, and at the base. Think about it, you've got to clear out a landing area for this rubbery thing that will stick to hair like no other. Get out the razor and shave man, trim back the upper shrub right around the base, go up about an inch. And then while you're at it clear off the shaft - the person putting their mouth on that will thank you. Trust me, if you don't shave, when you try to take this off it is going to hurt like all heck. The next deal you have to think about, don't leave these on for a long time. No they do pull pretty hard and will hurt if you leave them on for hours. OK, you've shaved, right? Seriously, you have shaved? Take the biggest one first and stretch it out, get a good feel for how wide this will get. Now here's your target, this has got to go behind your balls. No you can't put it on your shaft in front of them, it won't really work very well there. And once you're inside where ever you are going, there is a good chance it will slip off. No you don't want to have to reach up there inside to get this out. If they got all scared and run up inside you, dig them out, they have to hang in front of this ring. Both balls, pulled out and pretty. So buck up dude, it is going behind your balls - hey that's why you shaved. You shaved, right? Here's the reason you used the big one, not because you're a big guy - you might be. It's a safety thing, you know you can get this off quickly - stick your fingers on both sides underneath the ring and pull away, it will easily slip over your balls and come right off. Safe. You risk nothing. The good news is, if you felt a lot of pressure from the big one and as you got hard that thing felt bigger and harder than it ever has - you just found the right size. If it was a little loose and you didn't feel much, well now put on the smaller one. You may want to measure yourself up. OK, go get hard. Yeah you gotta be hard for this. Now loop a string around where you are going to put this, pull it up snug - actually really snug so you can feel the string. Mark the two ends of the string. Now measure between the two marks. Divide that by 3.14 (yeah I know, it's a weird number called pi). You now have the diameter of ring you need. The big one in this set is over 2 inches, the smaller is around 1.5 inches. That covers most of the penis territory in the world. And because this is all stretchy, it works for a bigger range. So practice with this thing a bunch of times. You want to be able to get it off and on easily. Yes jerk off with the thing - you want to see how it will feel. You'll see how much bigger you feel, harder, and how it takes longer to have a happy ending. Clear is pretty good with these. They look OK on. Don't stand out a lot. If this works well, you'll want to try the solid rings. No, not the metal ones yet. But the next step is to graduate up to nitrile rings. These are so darn cool, they work way better, and you can wear them all day. There's a great set that comes in three sizes. Still gotta shave, but they are sweet. And there is a really cool technique to put them on. Way different from these rings.
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Wonderful product
Great does what is supposed to and keeps a guy rock hard! And great price too.I have tried others but this ones keeps you hard and does not squeeze the family jewels. Highly recommended. It also does not tear after multiple uses.
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It's like that saying: if you STAY hard, you don't gotta GET hard. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Stayed in place !
I really liked these , right amount of stretch & sturdy .
Rings
They both were very good and fit nicely
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If it fits, it hits the clits! ♥- Simpli Comedians
SILICONE RINGS !!
Good Product !!
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good rings
very nice, just as i expected...a lil tight to be wearing all day thats for sure, but nice that they are stretchy for when youve already started to get to the point of no return and just want to show off a lil more. two? yeah, i guess one can be for the shaft and the other for behind the balls...kind of a pain, but fun when just playing around.
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Like you, these rings can be just as fun solo as with a partner. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Three Stars
very good
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If it's so good, where'd the other two stars go? ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
Great product. comfortable to wear. Increase your pleasure.
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Maximum pleasure, minimum damage to your wallet. That's Simpli perfection. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Works Great
Wish they came in about 3 or 4 different sizes, I personally like ones that are not as thick.
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Hey- we get it. We wish we had a C-Ring for every day of the week. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
Comfy and not overly tight
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Gives you the grip you need without making you feel suffocated. Take notes, exes. ♥- Simpli Comedians